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Modificato da Suburb666:
6/21/2015 10:14:43 PM
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Ah, the fun you can have with the Internet drones!
Thank you for participating in this odd test of mental sanity. I honestly just wanted to see what people's responses would be to a provocative question, add sparks to the tinder, you know? My other posts were for the same purpose: entertainment. Now that you know the truth, I thank you for participating in my little experiment. Later!
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#Offtopic
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"Don't have sex with magic johnson"
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Bad Boys 2.
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This shotgun shell at him tell him its faster after 10pm
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Clean a large intimidating gun or Axe when you tell him all that
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2 RisposteHave a bunch of good mates around all dressed in suits drinking whiskey and smoking playing poker when he shows up tell him iam watching you and have him explain ever thing he's going to do that night and if he lies he will have a Colombia neck bow tie and for bonuses points have some one trail them like the mob would do
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Say that the only way to date her if he beats you in ToO
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1 RispondiModificato da phanferny: 6/9/2015 4:44:26 AMYou ever made love to a man? You want to?
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2 RisposteGive him a long talk about stds & bring pics of a penis & pussy with Syphillis
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If the dose anything slap him silly till his head falls off
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tell him that you do to him what he does to her
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Tell him that you'll rip his balls off if he does anything to her then say [i]you won't be able to be a daddy with her[/i] [spoiler]*wink[/spoiler]
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Modificato da Heron: 6/9/2015 7:24:58 AM-Show him your lovely gun collection. -Take each gun out, load, shoot, within 20 sec. -Stare hard at him while telling him you keep a 22 magnum on your person at all times. He'll understand.
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Modificato da Dabosaurous: 6/9/2015 8:23:38 AMChill out and realize your daughter will become the community doorknob if you don't let the reigns go a bit. She'll let Everyone have a turn just to piss you off.
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1 RispondiModificato da Bloodylaser: 6/9/2015 6:21:58 AMIf he abuses your daughter beat the living shit out of the boyfriend this is coming from the same age as your daughter
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piss on him to make him your pet.
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6 RisposteDelete his Gjallarhorn
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Piss, lots of piss.
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1 RispondiTake apart a shotgun and start cleaning the barrel when he comes in. Tell him you just bought it today and that you named it (the guys name). I had a dad do this to me and it scared the shit out of me.
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4 RispostePee on your daughter to mark your territory
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Invite him over to dinner and make sure you have a really nice meat that tastes great and if he says something like "This is great" tell him it was the last guy she bought home that didn't follow the rules ;)
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Stare at him and say back in my day (insert old person speech)
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2 RisposteThere's a good country song about cleaning a gun
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Get the biggest gun you can find and tell him that everything he does to your girl, you do to him with that gun
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Refer to the movie bad boys 2
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Clean your double barrel shotgun, m249, high explosives, and Barret before they leave
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Keep weapons on the dinner table. Military knives, guns, equipment etc.
