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Modificato da Suburb666:
6/21/2015 10:14:43 PM
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Ah, the fun you can have with the Internet drones!
Thank you for participating in this odd test of mental sanity. I honestly just wanted to see what people's responses would be to a provocative question, add sparks to the tinder, you know? My other posts were for the same purpose: entertainment. Now that you know the truth, I thank you for participating in my little experiment. Later!
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#Offtopic
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Well when my sister got her first real boyfriend me and my dad made him come over and we just sat in our living room in silence for like 10 min while we stared at him with 12 gauges in our hands.... He didn't come back over much after that... La Castaña!!!
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Next time he comes up to you make furious fart noises.
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boy u gonna die
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1 RispondiLay your guns out to where they are very visible and that he will see them if he comes in. Also, do not smile, keep a straight, stern face at all times.
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Get him to -blam!- his sister.
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Check his wallet for condoms
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My curfew is 8:30 pm so
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Give him the Luigi death glare. That should teach him not to mess around.
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Modificato da Jack: 6/21/2015 9:22:39 PMBuy a shotgun, and show it to him. Edit: But seriously, just be cool and chill. He will respect you much more.
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You shouldn't come off as dominant unless you don't like the guy at all. You should, however, establish you have authority over your daughter to him, and that you have control of her and he doesn't, saying "Back before X o' clock" should do that (the part about implying you'd break their legs would make you come off as a jerk), and make sure your authority over her remains until she's a lot older and independent. But initially you should establish a small and temporary level of dominance, if it is permanent level then it will be awkward if your daughter's relationship goes far enough, and if it does then he is your equal. To establish a small level of dominance you should give him an order having to do with your daughter, like telling him to keep her save (establishing low levels of dominance should only be done after several dates). It's important that you don't be too blunt, be subtle.
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Follow them to his house and urinate on his father's clothes, bed covers and kitchen dishes.
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Do this.
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3 RisposteTell her to put her condom on and tell her boyfriend to use birth control
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93 RisposteI'm bigger than all of my girlfriend's father's. I shake their hand and stare them dead in the eye, I can literally feel the submission and respect they have for me because they know I'm physically superior to them. I wonder if they know I'm going to ravage their slooty daughters and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it
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1 RispondiBe extra friendly and embarrassing. If he really does live your daughter he will probably stay her boyfriend, if not he will leave her. Chances are that your daughter will ask you to stop. I have seen it in T V so it has to work.
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Turn his skin into a coat.
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3 RisposteModificato da kryple: 6/21/2015 8:59:00 PMMake a realistic looking ballsack necklace... Show boy this ballsack necklace and talk about trophy hunting in vietnam (or any war appropriate to your age). Explain to him how you miss the feel of tearing flesh as you carve your enemy with your knife while holding and running your fingers down the blade of said knife and be sure to look proud (a large tactical knife would suffice). Wear ballsack necklace and tell him if he lays a hand on your daughter you will be making a matching ammo belt. :)
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Hang out with him. Tell him what's up, give him a beer. Show him your chill, but make sure he knows what's up. Also, show him that you reward honesty.
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Crush his windpipe with your jaws and pin him to the floor until he submits. Release, and, if he rolls to show his underbelly, you will know you have established yourself as the Packleader.
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1 RispondiAlso fun fact if your daughter is halfway good looking shes had probably had a fair number of cocks buried deep in her sooooo
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Crush their hand when you shake it c:
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Pee on her. You gotta mark your territory.
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Listen to the song cleanin this gun and do exactly as said
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Low jack his car and show up randomly through the night glaring at him, make sure to vanish the first time he turns away after seeing you as well.
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2 RisposteSleep with him first. Obviously
