Dear god this is the most boring shit. Never again.
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#Offtopic
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Throw a better one, that's what I always did.
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1 RispondiYou're doing it wrong, so you know.
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4 RisposteAre you sure you weren't ignored you beta person?
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1 RispondiYou need drunks
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1 RispondiOPs first birthday party was a bigger disappointment than he expected.
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1 Rispondi*Crushes a hand full of smarties* *Snorts throujgh a straw* F[b]uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!![/b]
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1 RispondiSex is bad
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1 RispondiIt depends on what drugs are available there.
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1 RispondiParties suck
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1 RispondiSmall gathering of friends > Full-blown party
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5 RisposteYou assume anyone will invite you
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2 RisposteNothing better than a fat dose of arson to heat things up!
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Then you're obviously not at the right party.
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1 RispondiHave you ever been to a [i]smartie party?[/i]
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1 RispondiThis is you
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2 RisposteHaving a few friends over then playing MKX or Injustice and watching a movie later whilst eating pizza > any other party. Period.
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Get off your phone and mingle damn it! I went out drinking a few times with this guy and his brother and this dude had his head in his phone… always. Needless to say he made for terrible conversation and I don't go drinking with him anymore. Alcohol is meant to loosen you up so that even the dumbest shit will seem like the most awesome shit ever.
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Drugs? Drugs.
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You're lying.
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6 RisposteYes, I once ate food that did not taste good. I am never eating again.
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5 RisposteDude parties are fun if they're done right!
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1 RispondiYou need a circle of close friends or if your going alone you have to be confident and find a circle of new friends. Introduce yourself to a lot of people but make sure to not invade a conversation and bring your own drink just in case and maybe a weapon, if its in the ghetto.
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5 RisposteIs it your nieces and everyone is either a cousin you could care less about or a 0-2 year old baby? Cause that's how saturday was for me
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10 RisposteA party full of socially awkward people is not a party; it's a pity party. Everyone get on the ground and cry.
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6 RisposteYou're at the wrong kind of party then