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5/22/2015 1:41:10 AM
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Nerdiest pick up lines
Mine is if I could be any enzyme I would be helicase because then I could unzip your genes
What's yours?
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#Offtopic
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I know we're not socks but we'd make a great pair
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2 RisposteI want my sand worm on your vault until god acid pools spawn. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Hey babe, are you a proton In a hydrogen atom, because you're one of a kind.
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9 Risposte"Heard about Pluto? It's messed up." Please tell me someone gets this reference!
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6 Risposte[b][i][u]WARNING: DESTINY JOKE INCOMING[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]Are you Crota because I want to raid your Dark Below[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteAre you an expert pickpocket? Because my pants are exploding.
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2 RisposteDon't let an extra chromosome stop you from going down on me
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5 Risposte*looks her up and down, smiles* "how you doin?" [spoiler]please tell me someone gets the reference[/spoiler]
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2 Risposte"We'll bang, okay?"
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28 RisposteLet's do math in my room: let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and now let's multiply!
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1 RispondiMy friend literally tripped and fell on his crush and then walked away. The next day he went up to her and asked her out. We were so mad that he didnt say that he was falling for her.
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11 Risposte[spoiler]Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin Haha[/spoiler]
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Modificato da CmdrWarlock_NL: 11/17/2015 9:20:35 PMOMFG it's a yellow shirt! How many Strange Coins did that cost?? [spoiler]It's an Exotic.[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteRoses are red my name is Dan I have a gun get in the van
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2 Risposte[b] [/b]
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16 RisposteHey gurl you remind me of my pinky toe Because I'm going to bang you on all my furniture.
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6 RisposteRoses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom
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5 RisposteRoses are Red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave
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1 RispondiHey baby you wanna eat my Legos?
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4 Risposte[quote][quote]Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin Haha[/quote][/quote]
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Baby it only takes a fly to drop six inches to make you wet for the night.
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1 RispondiIm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight.
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17 RisposteI like your pants What's there drop rate?
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12 RisposteModificato da supermaxload26: 7/12/2015 6:35:17 PMMe: Hey how do you spell me? Grill: Oh silly you spell it M-E! Me: No I think you forgot the D? Grill: No I don't think there is a D in ME? Me: There could be one in there soon. *sly grin Grill: *speechless
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1 RispondiYou can call me Nemo because I ain't afraid to touch the butt
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