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5/22/2015 1:41:10 AM
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Nerdiest pick up lines
Mine is if I could be any enzyme I would be helicase because then I could unzip your genes
What's yours?
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven [spoiler]into hell where you belong [/spoiler]
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1 RispondiIf all else fails, I use this foolproof line [spoiler]get in the van [/spoiler]
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Yo gurl you use the Stormcaller subclass because that ass is calling me
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We'll bang ok?
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Stop hiding that ass like a bushwookie (look bushwookie up in urban dictionary)
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1 RispondiAre you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing
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Hey girl, is your phone in your back pocket? Bc that a** is calling me
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1 RispondiNegative pick up line: Hey, did you fall from heaven? [spoiler]cuz it looks like you landed face down on a tortoise[/spoiler]
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If you were a transformer you'd be a hotobot and your name would be Optimus fine
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1 RispondiHello fellow cumdumps, I am a hot and horny Male Gardevoir looking for a master who will treat me as an object rather than a living thing. I do not descriminate so as long as your a severly dominant fellow, then I would be happy under your rule. I also can take a lot, so I'd really like to have several masters to fill me up in all places possible at once. My favourite food is bananna. Why is that? Well, when I eat a bananna, it reminds me how much of a slutty cumdump I am, and how much I love to have big things put in my mouth ;) Send me a friend request if you want to dominate a slut like me.
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3 RisposteI violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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3 RisposteI'm Gona look at this in five minutes and it better be the most replied post
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Are your particles moving fast? [spoiler]Cause you're hot[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiHeard of the Big Bang? [spoiler]Lets make a bigger one [/spoiler]
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3 RisposteModificato da dylan: 1/14/2016 11:05:55 PMMy first girlfriend is like the gallarhorn [spoiler]I haven't got one yet[/spoiler]
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Modificato da Bluup: 10/3/2016 3:26:37 PM
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Are your standards low? Cuz then your gonna want to lower them a little more and talk to me after! [spoiler]i cri erritiem[/spoiler]
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Oh oh I have a good one, ready for this?? [spoiler]im desperate[/spoiler]
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Ahem. Hey girl, ever watch shrek? Cuz I'm about to go ogre the top with how you make me feel.
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There's a sale in my bedroom, all clothes are 100% off
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3 RisposteDestiny pick up lines // girl you have an exotic ass Are you the gjhalarhorn because were have you bean all my life Are you the hawkmoon because you can one shot me #ifyouknowwhatImean Oh girl your like the thorn I hate you but I like you at the same time
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Are you a doctor? Cuz you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
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3 RisposteYou're like a rental car, I only want to get inside of you on the weekends
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You turn my software into hardware
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Ill help you with your homework, then you can help me with something else
