Mine is if I could be any enzyme I would be helicase because then I could unzip your genes
What's yours?
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#Offtopic
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Hey, girl, are you a mass? Cus I'm attracted to you.
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1 RispondiI'm gonna flip this coin and what ever side it lands on I get
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[spoiler]some fallout 3 question on geck i forgot what it was something about a photon resonator?[/spoiler]
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Hey baby, are you from Iraq?[spoiler]Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up[/spoiler] lol.
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2 RisposteHey baybay, are you standing on a sync plate? [spoiler]cuz my spire is forming [/spoiler]
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1 RispondiDid you get that shirt on clearance because at my house all the clothes are 100% off.
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You can call me Aimsley Harriott [spoiler]cuz I'll toss the salad[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiYou make my software a hardware
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I want my TadPauls to swim up your Lincoln. It could be quite the Anomaly, my Recon says!
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3 RisposteGoogle.com/images
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Ay gurl. Are you a Mitochondria? Cuz You's powering my cells.
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1 RispondiAre you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
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I think we have chemistry together yuk yuk yuk
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If your names Cortana, or named after my D&D female elf then i'm not interested... I beg your pardon but would you like to play some D&D? Are you a console scrub or PC master race-er? *High fives friend.. Misses*
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Your the best form of dopamine i can get at the moment. Your heart must have extra arteries, that must be contagious.. Uh.... Those are my best ones. Oh and.. You make my brain send messages down to my nether region 🤓
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Hey baby are your a book cause I am checking you out
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1 RispondiI'm no Xbox 360, but when I'm done with you, you'll be the one with 3 red rings...
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3 RisposteDoes this rag smell like chloroform to you??
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4 RisposteIs that a mirror in your pocket??,cuz I can see myself in your pants.
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3 RisposteMy girlfriend is like my gjallerhorn [spoiler]I don't have one[/spoiler]
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Hey are you made of fluorine iodine and neon, because you are F,I,Ne
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Have you felt what my jacket is made of [spoiler]boyfriend material[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiHey did you sit in sugar [spoiler]because you have a sweet... Butt[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteAre you a Raptor Saddle? [spoiler]cuz dat a** is mastercraft[/spoiler]