Let's say you're walking with your girl and some random midget starts provoking you to fight him. You stay the "bigger" man and keep walking. Then he throws a rock at your head and spits on your girls dress. What do you do?
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i do. every summer..
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1 RispondiIt'd be a pretty short fight
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Modificato da darkcross16: 5/19/2015 1:49:05 AM
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I clicked no to see the results.
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4 RisposteI'd kill him, its not illeigal to kill subhuman scum.
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In Borderlands.
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Whoever said no. Hasn't seen The Naked Mile
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1 RispondiI would probably punt him as far as possible... I just got the greatest shitpost idea.
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2 RisposteNo, I won't.
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If he was talking tiny shit then yeah.
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Fight him? Nope. I would kill him.
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I run ip and kick his head off
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I'd rather fight 2 midgets, with one on the other ones shoulders.
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I'd beat the evershort shit out of him!
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1 RispondiIt wouldn't be much of fight.
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That bitch will be getting my teabag rituals too, he deserves it
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1 RispondiModificato da Rhynerd: 5/18/2015 6:22:11 AMI've sparred plenty of times back when I was in a TKD school, height and age only determined range and whether or not to hold back. This guy is probably old enough for me to not hold back and use my range to it's best, but I should make sure he gives the first strike, it'll help me look the better man (that and preferably I can just get him to stop his shit peacefully).
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1 RispondiI'd be tempted to punt him but I don't know if I'd do it or not.
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Lift him up by that bling shit he has on and scissor kick him
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Curb stomp nuff said
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8 RispostePersonally I only go for legendary loot midgets otherwise just speed run
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Modificato da ThyLordIntrovert: 5/18/2015 5:16:02 AMWhat I do in borderlands is what I would do in that situation >activate decepti0n >aim down sights >headshot, unsecassary amounts of damage >get loot
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I'd take my chances and go for the field goal.
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Midget, Normal, giant, man, women, black, white IDGAF. Disrespect me like that and I will respond accordingly.
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10/10.0 would fite.