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Modificato da tortvre:
12/6/2015 7:22:27 PM
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Offensive Joke Thread (NSFW)
[b] Please do not complain if you are offended by these jokes, I have stated these may be offensive and it's only your problem by reading them.[/b]
I'll get you guys started:
Victims of 9/11 are great readers. They cleared 82 stories in just 2 minutes.
What do Ethiopians do for their child's first birthday?
Put flowers on the grave.
What do you call a redneck Virgin?
A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
[b]ENJOY[/b]
English
#Offtopic
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RISE AGAIN
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You have been warned [spoiler]Wats happens when a naked jew with 10 inch erection runs into a wall? He breaks his nose [/spoiler]
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22 RisposteLIVVEEEEE
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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? By leaving the plunger in the toilet Why shouldn't women drive? Because there's not a highway between the kitchen and the laundry room
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7 RisposteWhy don't black guys dream? The last black guy that had a dream got shot.
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5 RisposteWhat do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys? Football coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? Warden.
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How many Ethiopian kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?[spoiler]none the live in poverty [/spoiler]
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It was a dark and stormy night in no name town in Kansas. Lenny had closed up his gas station when he heard something move in one of the supply closets. He grabbed his shotgun and carefully opened the door; however, he was surprised to see a woman tied to a chair. Her mouth was covered in duct tape, she had bruises around her face, blood trickling out of her nose, her dress was torn, and she was shivering and shaking uncontrollably. He hurried over to her and took the tape off of her mouth "Please, I need your help," she pleaded. "I was walking when someone stole my purse. I ran back to my car, but someone else punched me in the face, pulled me out of my car, and stole it. I started to walk to the police station, but then I was hit and knocked down to the ground and beaten by some teenagers, and then brought here while the owner was distracted." She began to sob. "And then they tied me up and asked themselves if I'd still be alive after being left in here for a week." Lenny put down his shotgun and looked at the woman. When their eyes met, he shook his head. "Lady, I'm sorry to say," he said as began to unzip his pants, "this just ain't your evenin'."
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5 RisposteWe all know you are obviously fat and grotesque, neckbearded individual who clicks away on his keyboard covered in the residue of recently nacho flavored doritos and hands that are sticky because your extra fat in your arms knocked over your mtn dew code red and spilled it all over your hands and floor. So why don't you do us all a favor and get a mop and clean up that mess and hopefully amongst the debris of Pokémon fanboy t-shirts and posters of Naruto and the smell of your dampen basement you can find the little dignity that is left of your sorry ass.
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2 RisposteModificato da Darth Nihilus: 11/5/2015 12:45:11 PMDid you know that Hellen Keller had a playset in her backyard? [spoiler]Neither did she.[/spoiler] What did Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her? [spoiler]Hang bowling balls from the ceiling.[/spoiler]
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9 RisposteWhat has 5 legs, 4 arm and 2 heads? The finish line at the Boston Marathon
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7 RisposteWhats red, bubbly and taps at the window? [spoiler]A baby in a microwave.[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiWhat's the worst part of being a black Jew?[spoiler]you have to sit in the back of the ashtray[/spoiler] What do you call a flying Jew?[spoiler]smoke[/spoiler]
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1 Rispondihow was copper wire invented? [spoiler]two Jews fighting over a penny[/spoiler]
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4 RisposteHow many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? [spoiler]None… he fell.[/spoiler] This ones a bit long but I like it: A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night. When the couple arrives at the woman’s apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other. However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, “before you take them off….is it true what they say about black guys?” With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said “baby, of course.” He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse.
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17 RisposteWhat's pink and squeals [spoiler]a peeled baby in a bag of salt[/spoiler]
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13 RisposteModificato da ProphetOfRegret: 11/5/2015 7:04:51 AMi dont know if they have been posted or not: whats black and dangerous to cut through? [spoiler]the line at kfc[/spoiler] whats long and black? [spoiler]the unemployment line[/spoiler] whats a mexicans favourite game? [spoiler]borederlands[/spoiler] whats a mexicans favourite sport? [spoiler]cross country[/spoiler] why did anne frank not finish her diary? [spoiler]she needed more concentration[/spoiler] how do you pick up girls at auschwitz? [spoiler]with a dustpan[/spoiler] how do you fit 55 jews in a car? [spoiler]2 in the front,3 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray[/spoiler] what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? [spoiler]and avalanche[/spoiler] what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? [spoiler]a mudslide[/spoiler] what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? [spoiler]prison break[/spoiler] edit: what do you do if you see a mexican on a bike? [spoiler]shoot the mexican, its probably your bike[/spoiler] what do you do if you see a black guy on a bike? [spoiler]shoot the bike, its probably your black guy[/spoiler] ill think of more later
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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a roof, who wins? [spoiler] society[/spoiler]
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These jokes are so dark [spoiler]they should be in jail[/spoiler]
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How Long is a Chinese name.
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Three Jews walked into a bar [spoiler]I lied, it was a gas chamber.[/spoiler]
