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Modificato da Ninety9 Jews: 5/13/2015 8:57:00 PM
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Alcohol + Destiny =

FUN Haha oh my god. I just thought I would share my experience with y'all to give you some laughs. First, let me apologize to the guardians that got stuck with me during the night falls and heroic strikes. I was quite inebriated so my game was quite lack luster. When you normally get more than 150 kills during those strikes and you end up with 67, you know when you saw those dregs, they were actually poorly illuminated poles. This is why I didn't want to use my mic haha. However, last night was indeed hilarious. Let me just share some awesome quotes from last night: "Guys guys guys! Look at that alien over there....why is he shooting at me??" *standing still [i]trying[/i] to shoot some vandals* Guardian Down. Me: wtf was that space magic?? Friend: Bruh, there was an invisible guy and he punched the crap out of ya Me: I didn't even see him! Friend: I think that was the point Guys guys I got this, watch thi-- Guardian Down Don't worry I got self revive! Guardian down Fu--! Why can't I revive?! Friend: because you're a Titan and you just made a bubble..... Friend: okay so shooting the ground with the rocket pointed at my foot will regen the ammo? Me: ya totally man. It's some weird glitch Friend: Guardian Down Me: LOOOOL Friend: you're dead to me. ಠ_ಠ *at omnigul as a hunter* Me: 'MERICAH!!! *sprints to omnigul and activates super* Me: *proceeds to caw like a majestic eagle* Game: Guardian down Me: Ծ_Ծ Friend: wtf was your plan? Me: To spread Democracy *proceeds to take a shot of moonshine* Friend: What are you shooting??? Me: the aliens bruh Friend: I don't know how blurred your vision is yet, but he is standing still and your way right.... Me: I am anticipating his movements Friend: by shooting the wall? Me: yea, they won't see it coming Friend: Pass the Jell-O shots, I'm ganna need a couple more to deal with your dumb ass I also learned i cannot drive a sparrow as effectively as I can sober. Hope y'all enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed my night! Haha EDIT 1: If you like this, please bump to share with other guardians :)
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