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Haha oh my god. I just thought I would share my experience with y'all to give you some laughs.
First, let me apologize to the guardians that got stuck with me during the night falls and heroic strikes. I was quite inebriated so my game was quite lack luster. When you normally get more than 150 kills during those strikes and you end up with 67, you know when you saw those dregs, they were actually poorly illuminated poles. This is why I didn't want to use my mic haha.
However, last night was indeed hilarious. Let me just share some awesome quotes from last night:
"Guys guys guys! Look at that alien over there....why is he shooting at me??"
*standing still [i]trying[/i] to shoot some vandals* Guardian Down.
Me: wtf was that space magic??
Friend: Bruh, there was an invisible guy and he punched the crap out of ya
Me: I didn't even see him!
Friend: I think that was the point
Guys guys I got this, watch thi--
Guardian Down
Don't worry I got self revive!
Guardian down
Fu--! Why can't I revive?!
Friend: because you're a Titan and you just made a bubble.....
Friend: okay so shooting the ground with the rocket pointed at my foot will regen the ammo?
Me: ya totally man. It's some weird glitch
Friend: Guardian Down
Me: LOOOOL
Friend: you're dead to me. ಠ_ಠ
*at omnigul as a hunter*
Me: 'MERICAH!!!
*sprints to omnigul and activates super*
Me: *proceeds to caw like a majestic eagle*
Game: Guardian down
Me: Ծ_Ծ
Friend: wtf was your plan?
Me: To spread Democracy *proceeds to take a shot of moonshine*
Friend: What are you shooting???
Me: the aliens bruh
Friend: I don't know how blurred your vision is yet, but he is standing still and your way right....
Me: I am anticipating his movements
Friend: by shooting the wall?
Me: yea, they won't see it coming
Friend: Pass the Jell-O shots, I'm ganna need a couple more to deal with your dumb ass
I also learned i cannot drive a sparrow as effectively as I can sober. Hope y'all enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed my night! Haha
EDIT 1: If you like this, please bump to share with other guardians :)
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Hahahaha sounds like it was a good time!
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2 RisposteSounds like me without booze - Lord I'm poor - got all excited during a Wolf hunt and blew myself up 3 times with a launcher - apologies to anyone who was there
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1 RispondiIn my case: Crucible + Vodka = Best sniper in the world
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2 RisposteSpeak with twitch, drunk destiny seems a great stream idea
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1 RispondiModificato da Submissive For Women: 5/18/2015 10:44:05 AMEVEN BETTER! Destiny, cod bo2 zombies, any Bungie game + weed = very fun time Origins and mob of the dead maps on bo2 are just like BRUH
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I remember my first beer
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Dude, alcohol + any game = you're in for a good time. Quality stuff.
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2 RisposteAlcohol + Destiny = GAME NIGHT!!!
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Haha, I want to play with you!! It sounds like fun
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1 RispondiBump. There was a guy drunk and high who was swordbearer in my friend's lobby. They got it first try hard and the swordbearer didn't even know what he did.
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I played this game high as -blam!- and I felt like the screen was 10 miles away. I had no idea what I was looking at.
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Bump lol man this was so funny
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1 RispondiDrinking makes me play better.
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Alcohol + Destiny = kicked from every raid due to ignoring teammates and committing suicide too many times.
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Check this out
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1 RispondiAlcohol + Destiny = No more gjallarhorn
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2 RisposteWe did Crota yesterday with some dude who admitted he was drunk and on pills we had to give him the boot he couldn't shoot himself even if he wanted to
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...sooo I'm confused! People actually play this game sober?! LOoOLs.
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1 RispondiMy name. Enough said.
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Lmfao bump
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1 Rispondi[quote]FUN Haha oh my god. I just thought I would share my experience with y'all to give you some laughs. First, let me apologize to the guardians that got stuck with me during the night falls and heroic strikes. I was quite inebriated so my game was quite lack luster. When you normally get more than 150 kills during those strikes and you end up with 67, you know when you saw those dregs, they were actually poorly illuminated poles. This is why I didn't want to use my mic haha. However, last night was indeed hilarious. Let me just share some awesome quotes from last night: "Guys guys guys! Look at that alien over there....why is he shooting at me??" *standing still [i]trying[/i] to shoot some vandals* Guardian Down. Me: wtf was that space magic?? Friend: Bruh, there was an invisible guy and he punched the crap out of ya Me: I didn't even see him! Friend: I think that was the point Guys guys I got this, watch thi-- Guardian Down Don't worry I got self revive! Guardian down Fu--! Why can't I revive?! Friend: because you're a Titan and you just made a bubble..... Friend: okay so shooting the ground with the rocket pointed at my foot will regen the ammo? Me: ya totally man. It's some weird glitch Friend: Guardian Down Me: LOOOOL Friend: you're dead to me. ಠ_ಠ *at omnigul as a hunter* Me: 'MERICAH!!! *sprints to omnigul and activates super* Me: *proceeds to caw like a majestic eagle* Game: Guardian down Me: Ծ_Ծ Friend: wtf was your plan? Me: To spread Democracy *proceeds to take a shot of moonshine* Friend: What are you shooting??? Me: the aliens bruh Friend: I don't know how blurred your vision is yet, but he is standing still and your way right.... Me: I am anticipating his movements Friend: by shooting the wall? Me: yea, they won't see it coming Friend: Pass the Jell-O shots, I'm ganna need a couple more to deal with your dumb ass I also learned i cannot drive a sparrow as effectively as I can sober. Hope y'all enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed my night! Haha EDIT 1: If you like this, please bump to share with other guardians :)[/quote] I have done this same thing many times....
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Pretty funny i love drinking and gaming
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1 RispondiI have played with you before the name is hard to forget haha
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When I drink I drink heavy and things always go south hard. I ran sword on hard smashed and I think I was barely coherent enough to say "take down Crota".... We killed him though.
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I don't even have time to explain why don't have time don't even have to...uhhh...whatd she say??? I always blame Bungie. Couldn't be the beer.