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Modificato da salamandaa98:
5/13/2015 9:00:34 PM
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Lies you've told your fireteam members!
"I'm a swordbearer" and you have no idea what I'm doing
"I'm 25" you're 16
"I wasn't the one the gorgon's caught" they saw you and only you
Have you ever told your fireteam members lies so that you could join or "fit in" ? Tell me about them!
WOW guys almost 600 replies! That is amazing! There are alot of lies being told in destiny but there are some brave and honest people in the community......keep your hilarious stories stories coming and don't forget the biggest lie of them all.....The Felwinter's Lie!
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#Destiny
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You can report me if you want. But last night there was a 11 year old boy who was a 30 warlock, he was running Crota with us. He had blue weapons too ._. Well, I did what kermitthefrog did, told him I could get him to 34. He gave me his acc info, and now I have ac unity and black flag, and a bunch of other games. Not planning to screw with account, I'd feel really bad.
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3 Risposte"Tucker did it"
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3 Risposte[b]"Don't worry, you're all doing fine."[/b] Number one lie I tell my raid team often.
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I'll be right back. *goes to grocery store
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"i'm going to use blessing of light instead of weapons."
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"What? i'm not jerking off..."
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Kid "I have ghallyhorn" Me "put it on then" Kid "ok after heavy ammo glitch" Crotas shield didn't go down. Inspect kid Brand new one way ticket without any upgrade.. Wtf
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2 RisposteWas talking shit to the fireteam leader. He boots the wrong guy. I say in a higher voice "what was that guys problem?" [quote]this has happened before with different results[/quote]
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Thermite bombs were at ground zero
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oh yeah ive done this tons of times *runs VoG for the first time* *still is not even the worst one*
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When i was swordbearering on hard crota the leader will yell fire as I'm heading to the rocks he said it wasn't him lol
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Team: why do we keep wiping guys Me: definately not me......This is the 3rd time I'm doing the raid today so something is wrong with you guys [spoiler]lmaoooooo[/spoiler]
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"I found a secret chest" *Dismantles gear* *team proceeds to flip shit about missing it*
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Oh yeah I've gone 9-0 on my other characters
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6 RisposteModificato da IS0M0RPHIC: 5/13/2015 7:24:57 PMsorry i gtg my goldfish is drowning
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7 RisposteJet fuel can melt steel beams
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12 RisposteCrota hard: "Who killed the knight?!"
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1 RispondiI gotta go get food *Goes AFK in CE HM expecting to be kicked* *2 hours later* I get back, they're still waiting for me having a casual chat *turns off Xbox*
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11 RisposteThere was a time when I killed one knight in Crota HM with my IceBreaker accidentally. Well, no one noticed it was me, they just heard the shot so I quickly swapped to my Black Hammer. Then the leader noticed and he got [b]FURIOUS[/b] so he inspected this poor guy and noticed he was using an IceBreaker and he kicked him even though he was saying that it wasn't me. Never felt worse in Destiny than that
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Modificato da MakoSoul: 5/14/2015 8:35:16 PMI don't lie, but I have seen people lie about having and firing rockets to down Crota. There was one time where I watched someone fire their BH at Crota. On the round, only two people fired rockets, I called everyone out on it, and the guy said he fired rockets. I told him that I was standing right next to him and saw him use his BH. He continued to deny it. People are stupid.
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"Guys, I'm really good, trust me." *Causes multiple wipes* "REMEMBER THE TRUST THING?!"
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4 RisposteModificato da Unoppressed: 5/13/2015 7:50:21 PMI'll tell about things I've been told In VOG hard confluxes, I'm push up to the ramp on left killing everything with no problem on first conflux, P.s. - I didn't have a mic. Leader- "get back before you die, a lvl 30 will die fast" Me- *silence, keeps killing* Him- "I'll kick you if you don't back up" Me- *runs back to conflux* Him- "that's better" 15 mins later I decided to turn my mic on Leader- "why are you lvl 30 and not 32?" Me- "I prefer the ammo perks on my VoG gear" Leader- "but it makes it harder on us" Me- "really? Ok, if you die first you stop whining about me being 30. If I die first I switch to my 32 gear." Neither of us died unintentionally for the entire raid.
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9 Risposte"I'm going to bed." *changes status to "show as offline*
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7 RisposteDismantled a legendary in the vault of glass behind that broken teleport before Atheon and screamed that I've found a hidden chest. They saw me looting shards and started screaming. Took them a while to get out to my position and I told them the chest dissapeared.
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1 RispondiI once told a fireteam that i don't like watermelons... I'm black
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1 Rispondi"See you guys later" *never sees them again ever.
