Alright, share your best (or worst) haikus. Stick to the traditional layout of syllables per line: 5,7,5.
Bonus points for incorporating flood topics, butts, lasers, and/or cats (it is still the internet).
I'll start:
Friendly reminder
May twenty fourth is the day
Lil Stew found a pup
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Modificato da grimshad3: 8/12/2015 3:19:21 PMPony's are sexy They make me feel good inside You Should fùck a horse
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1 RispondiWhat is a haiku?
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Modificato da CROAGUNK--: 8/12/2015 3:06:31 PMStop making haikus It's really nerdy of you No one loves a nerd Jk
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1 RispondiCat wake eat sleep poop He dreams of eating all Cat sleep wake clean sleep
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1 RispondiBlack wings on blue sky A mighty roar shakes the sands Me on my daily patrol.
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sonic the hedgehog he runs really fast all the time its snowing on mount fuji [spoiler]props if you get the reference[/spoiler]
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Modificato da Itoshiki9412: 8/12/2015 7:05:45 AM[spoiler]Aye, lemme holla Aye girl, you with the fat ass Aiight, -blam!- you then[/spoiler]
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Somebody help me. I am trapped in a haiku. Get me out before...
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5 RisposteModificato da Devious_Melons: 8/12/2015 3:10:39 PMNubbins online quickly run to heresy tgreads Ninjas come RIP
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Op is fgt oh the truth behind this reply Scrub is the OP
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Godzilla roaring While destroying Tokyo Having a good time
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Let us stop Haikus And change this to limericks For a change of pace
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I saw a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It was the greatest ever Engrapadora
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Most of you don't know I am actually Asian I eat dogs and cats
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Haikus are not hard 1 2 3 4 5 7 This is how it's done
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5 syllables here 7 more syllables there Are you happy now?
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Refrigerator Bigger refrigerator Refrigerator
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Modificato da Tempereddink: 8/9/2015 11:00:30 PMI really like bullet trains They are the best things to ride Its snowing on Mount Fuji [spoiler] do you get the reference?[/spoiler]
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1-2-3-4-5 I'm very bad at Haiku's Refrigerator
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2 RisposteModificato da ThyLordIntrovert: 8/9/2015 3:43:30 AMAs my voice changes I can not help but feel wrong I sound like a jerk Edit: or this one Leaves falling from trees Snow drifting onto the ground Life leaving your corpse
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1 RispondiModificato da Dragotor24: 8/9/2015 7:45:12 PMCats are too evil They would shoot you with lasers Thank God for the dogs
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1 RispondiI like Pikls Pikls r lyfe All hail PIKL [spoiler]TIKL MY PIKL[/spoiler]
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Need toilet No tissue found Shit pants
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Modificato da ElectroHail: 8/9/2015 6:37:05 AMIs this gay No, this is a dog [b]F[/b][b]u[/b][b]c[/b][b]k[/b] this teeaaaaa Tea, biscuits, biscuits [b]F[/b][b]U[/b][b]C[/b][b]K[/b] THIS TEA!!!
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1 RispondiRefrigerator Bigger refrigerator Refrigerator
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