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5/11/2015 2:27:06 AM
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Time For A Haiku Thread
Alright, share your best (or worst) haikus. Stick to the traditional layout of syllables per line: 5,7,5.
Bonus points for incorporating flood topics, butts, lasers, and/or cats (it is still the internet).
I'll start:
Friendly reminder
May twenty fourth is the day
Lil Stew found a pup
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1 RispondiFive syllables here Seven more syllables there Are you happy now?
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"There's a fricken noob who wants me to right a haiku for some reason" There's mine
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1 Rispondiinb4 "it's raining on Mt. Fuji"
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1 RispondiI think there's a warlock in the bathroom.
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Modificato da JustDawgyDawg: 8/21/2015 2:21:02 PMFrom my English class back in the day. Snow snow snow snow snow Wish we would get a lot of Snow snow snow snow snow Teacher loled.
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5 RisposteWeeaboo scum
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2 RisposteHaiku are awesome But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator
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Clearly outdated Thought I'd post it anyway Enjoy the Haikus.
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5 RisposteI'm not addicted. I can stop at any time. Don't give me that look!
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Roses are blue Violets are red I have to use the bathroom Refrigerator
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2 RisposteLaser Butts Shoot At Cats Batman Saves The World Again And the joker ran away How'd I do??
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[b] [/b]
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Good night, bitter Flood! I'll see you all in the morn'! Rest well, shitposters!
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I'm an accountant. It's like solving a puzzle. I love what I do.
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The intern is cute. Should I ask her on a date? What if she says no? [spoiler]Before anyone says anything, I already have a girlfriend and I have no intention of cheating on her.[/spoiler]
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OP is quite sad. Even though he wanted help, I only said, "kek".
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I can't stop writing! This is far too engaging! Someone please help me!
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Modificato da Pelo McSoy: 8/12/2015 8:24:41 PMChild of my foe: I offer no forgiveness For a father's sins.
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I read the paper. Well...I stare blankly at it. It's in Portuguese.
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1 RispondiHaiku's are so cool You can write about your life Or you can just fap
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"Weary travelers, "Shall I sing a [b]F[i]UC[/i]K[/b] for you?" Red and Blue said no.
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1 RispondiExpecting Game Grumps Is very disappointed It's snowing on Mount Fuji
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I have Troll's Remorse. I just don't have it in me To make fun of you.
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I don't like my voice. I have a voice for novels. Please don't make me speak.
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Disgusting! How gross! I'm coughing up tonsil stones! They smell just awful!
