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5/11/2015 2:27:06 AM
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Time For A Haiku Thread
Alright, share your best (or worst) haikus. Stick to the traditional layout of syllables per line: 5,7,5.
Bonus points for incorporating flood topics, butts, lasers, and/or cats (it is still the internet).
I'll start:
Friendly reminder
May twenty fourth is the day
Lil Stew found a pup
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1 RispondiDicks. Big dicks.
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2 RisposteModificato da SavanThe7: 9/4/2015 4:41:22 AMThere once was Guy. He told a lie. So we swung him from the Gallows' high. [spoiler]AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENA![/spoiler] This is a reference to a video game. [i]~ The Great King Bahamut.[/i]
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3 RisposteHaikus are quite hard, They often don't make much sense, Refrigerator
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2 RisposteThe ninjas are here Break code of conduct and die You will not survive
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3 RisposteI will fire my laser Your cat will cry as it burns All hail the mighty flood
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Destiny is great I dont have time to explain All hail nolan north
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Here's my favorite! [spoiler]Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air[/spoiler]
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Modificato da emhurley: 9/4/2015 2:01:00 AM
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1 RispondiBumping threads is cool It makes me feel warm inside Don't forget to smile
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Green grass breaks through snow Artemis pleads for my help I am so cool [spoiler]still crushing on annabeth[/spoiler]
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Op is fgt Lol jk I'm just kidding Offtopic is life
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1 RispondiModificato da fmjay: 9/1/2015 7:06:03 PMThis thread makes me sad Because haiku threads are bad Chicken ass monkey
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Hello how r ya I don't know what I'm doing OP is fgt
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I say, boom biatch / That's what you get for messing / With the Assassin.
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Wish you were here now Gunna come for you today It's snowing on Mount Fuji [spoiler]obvious game grumps reference is obvious[/spoiler]
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[quote]Alright, share your best (or worst) haikus. Stick to the traditional layout of syllables per line: 5,7,5. Bonus points for incorporating flood topics, butts, lasers, and/or cats (it is still the internet). I'll start: Friendly reminder May twenty fourth is the day Lil Stew found a pup[/quote]
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5 RisposteLeaves falling from trees Snow drifting onto the ground Life leaving your corpse.
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2 Risposte
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4 RisposteHow hilarious/ you just set off my trap card/ your death approaches.
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2 RisposteModificato da Malish: 7/19/2015 4:24:44 AM[i]Leaves falling from trees/ Snow drifting onto the ground/ Life leaving your corpse[/i] [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiBor-ed, bor-ed, bored / Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored / I am really bored.
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3 RisposteModificato da oomn.agent: 7/19/2015 9:56:09 PMWell seeing as I wrote an entire Zer0 thread for another topic on Offtopic, might as well make the most of it An Echonet Limit/ Hunters kill those less than them/I am an assassin The cling of Darkness/Stirs memories of the Bane/Mercifully quieter In the death god’s world/He dictates the flow of battle/I respect that power Powerful but clumsy/ on my mark unleash Hell/ we must move quickly Halls of Thrall and Death/ Treasure behind closing doors/Where is the Boulder? Deathsinger hides within/this is her final Ballad/Silence will fall A skill named B0re/the ender of Raid Bosses/ do do do de do Crota’s reach is great/Yet mine will be longer still/Summon Swordsplosion This beast is retched/Still deserves a fitting end/Death by his own Sword Rage against the end/my killing Bl0w will be swift/Never stood a chance The Hive king is dead/but all actions have ripples/ Oryx is coming A Legendary Sniper/Harkening to simpler times/Completely worthless
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Leaves falling from trees / Snow drifting onto the ground / Life leaving your corpse.
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5 RisposteI will try your cake. (Why did you give it to me?) Gasp! WOW! FANTASTIC!
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1 RispondiWhat is a haiku? I really have no idea. Did I do it right?
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1 RispondiFive syllables here Seven more syllables there Are you happy now?
