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5/11/2015 2:27:06 AM
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Time For A Haiku Thread
Alright, share your best (or worst) haikus. Stick to the traditional layout of syllables per line: 5,7,5.
Bonus points for incorporating flood topics, butts, lasers, and/or cats (it is still the internet).
I'll start:
Friendly reminder
May twenty fourth is the day
Lil Stew found a pup
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1 RispondiI hate Destiny The Cryptarch sucks hairy balls I want to slap him
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2 RisposteWHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! My jimmies have been rustled! Are you happy now?!
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6 RisposteDicks Big Dick Dicks
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3 RisposteCock cock cock cock cock Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock Cock cock cock cock cock
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This is a haiku I don't know what to put down Refrigerator
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4 RisposteI fkd ur mum m8 She got rekt by my big dong Op is fgt
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2 RisposteAyy Lmao 3spooky5me, topkek Ur mum got rekt m8
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Modificato da CranberryApple: 9/21/2015 10:55:12 AMCapitalism Individuality Inevitable
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1 RispondiModificato da Raining: 9/9/2015 5:02:32 AMDo you watch GameGrumps? Maybe you will understand It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
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-blam!- me now please Now Too hard harder too hard harder please Duck me now please now
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2 RisposteLeave falling from trees Snow drifting towards the ground Life leaving your corpse
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1 RispondiThis is a haiku There are seven syllables In the second line
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3 RisposteEngrapadora, Lord of the flood's horse boners, All hail great Engra.
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6 RisposteAs I sit at work, Contemplating the day's end, I long for freedom.
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I'm in first place yo Who the -blam!- threw that blue shell I will -blam!- you up [spoiler]mario kart haiku[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiMy God it's so hot Why is it so freaking hot There are tons of bugs A haiku about Summer in the Midwest. :)
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Nature is pristine. The world is beautiful. Anime is trash.
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1 RispondiIs champ there? Who's champ? That will be answered tonight at The WWE suuuuper slam! WWE is one syllable
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2 RisposteJust five syllables? You have got to be joking Now thats a dumb rule. :P
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3 RisposteModificato da Salty Sunbreaker: 9/6/2015 7:27:54 PManother haiku Might as well get bonus points Butt laser kittens
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1 RispondiIs This A Haiku?
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Oh god blink shotgun Dont worry i was revived Mother-blam!-ing thorn
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OP is fgt
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1 RispondiBut seriously, What is up with all these poems? They don't even rhyme…
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1 Rispondi#anothercrashandburnthreadbyme is the best tag
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1 RispondiDicks. Big dicks.
