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Modificato da Rob the Thrall:
5/15/2015 12:20:41 AM
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If you found a Hive Toddler in crota's pit
Hive baby toddler
Thrall? Knight? Wizard?
What would you do with it?
You've just finished slaughtering the last of the Hive, and as you're about to leave you hear cries/loud screams in an adorable way.
You look down and its a Hive baby of some sort, what do you do?
Edit:1 would you keep it? maybe kill it when it starts to cry
Edit:2 most of you are monsters that would prefer to season it then go on to eat it. Then the rest of you want to raise it to be bodyguard/meat shield/sex slave.
Edit3: YES I'm a thrall, but I was raised in the light. I am living proof that teaching Hive is possible!
Edit:4 hilarious replies bros, keep it up
I have lore coming about me soon stay tuned!
Edit:5 I made a fallen thread like most of you asked just a keep an eye out. Hopefully we'll have good story tellers like we did on here, seriously hilarious.
Edit:6 1k+ replies! Good show boys/girls
Edit:7 Keep a good eye for short stories being posted around the thread. Don't be shy, give them a bump and a like. Really good stuff to those who wrote them.
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#Destiny
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KILLLLLLLLLLL
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Scream quick kill it before it multiplies then shoot it to bacon bits Option two would be shoot it from my gally like tater cannon at a wall close range
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Snap it's neck, dying light style. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I would love him and squeeze him and call him George.
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I would punt kick its b*tch a$$ into oblivion.
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My power is so fast that all hive die in my presence, this "infant" if it is alive would be instantly destroyed by looking at my brilliant powerful aura
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1 RispondiGut it..........add a zipper .......attach velcro to hands and feet. You are now the proud owner of a mini hive backpack.(handy for motes ,mats and coins etc).
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Feed it to Eris. Silence her screams!!!
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1 RispondiPut it on cliff. Hit it with Gally. Watch it fly. Btw it would be an Ogre.
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1 RispondiI'd wrap it in my shroud of flys, then beat it on a rock
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Kill it
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Modificato da MarcusWk: 5/13/2015 10:40:53 PMDrop the hammer on the last word. Or Shoot it with thorn and watch it get pinned to the ground. Then go to orbit.
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Throw it into the abyss
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Aww what a cute ba.. OH MA GAWD!! THAT THING IS HIDEOUS!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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2 Risposte
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Just like the Saxons. You don't leave women and children behind to get revenge. You slaughter them into extinction so you don't have to worry about what sneaks up behind you
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This isn't like the Fallen at all. Kill it with impunity.
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900 replies :)
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I need a good boomer distraction. Hopefully they help crying thralls after a big meanie kicks them.
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Skin it and use it as a nice titan mark
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Suddenly had an idea of a situation where the Nechrochasm may be effective....
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Curb stomp ala Gears of War
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Cocks hammer back.*
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Curb stomp
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Find a couple of them train them. And then put bets on HIVE FIGHT FRIDAY NIGHTS!!
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1 RispondiSend him to Michael Jackson's house for the weekend
