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Modificato da Rob the Thrall:
5/15/2015 12:20:41 AM
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If you found a Hive Toddler in crota's pit
Hive baby toddler
Thrall? Knight? Wizard?
What would you do with it?
You've just finished slaughtering the last of the Hive, and as you're about to leave you hear cries/loud screams in an adorable way.
You look down and its a Hive baby of some sort, what do you do?
Edit:1 would you keep it? maybe kill it when it starts to cry
Edit:2 most of you are monsters that would prefer to season it then go on to eat it. Then the rest of you want to raise it to be bodyguard/meat shield/sex slave.
Edit3: YES I'm a thrall, but I was raised in the light. I am living proof that teaching Hive is possible!
Edit:4 hilarious replies bros, keep it up
I have lore coming about me soon stay tuned!
Edit:5 I made a fallen thread like most of you asked just a keep an eye out. Hopefully we'll have good story tellers like we did on here, seriously hilarious.
Edit:6 1k+ replies! Good show boys/girls
Edit:7 Keep a good eye for short stories being posted around the thread. Don't be shy, give them a bump and a like. Really good stuff to those who wrote them.
English
#Destiny
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Sell it
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8 RisposteWarlock; take it home, make an enclosure for it and study the hive to see how they raise young. Then, do the same with mine and teach it English and Hive language. Then, as it is loyal to me, keep it. Titan: smash the shit out of it Nice Titan: give it to Ikora Hunter: take it home, feed it until it's my size, gut it, wear it's skin/bones to look like a hive minion
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Modificato da Cmdr Dornick: 5/14/2015 9:29:10 PMI walk toward the end of the pit, the entrance from which we entered. As we left I heard a scream, a wizard's scream, I told my teammates to stay here, That Id handle it. I saw the little wizard, and it had an evil look in its eyes, one Id never forget. I took out my TFWPKY and aimed it at its head. [i]Bang![/i] We left.
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Throw a poke ball 5 hours later and I'm still throwing...
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Name it Delilah
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This thread will never die
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Raise it as my own. Little hive tike, cutely chewing on human bones. So cute.
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2 RisposteA little baby thrall would be nice. It could feed off my light like a mother to a child. However it may become to hungry and I would certainly be banished like Toland
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1 RispondiModificato da Flynn: 5/11/2015 1:34:58 PMWrap it up nice and snuggly...and proceed to bash it against a tree, Jason Vorhees style
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Raise him as my own, I will call him Loki.
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A baby wizard would be awesome to have as a companion
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Modificato da TheOtherClone: 5/14/2015 5:08:38 AMPunting competition Gather the fireteam
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Papa needs new hive gear
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Punt it!
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Before you answer: you could never be sure it was the last one. The cave systems in the Moon "go on for miles". The hive apparently have an insect like reproduction hatching from pods. One pod and you have potential for exponential growth of the species. Plus the Moon isn't the only place the hive have nests, most likely one below Cosmodrome. So, if you are committing genocide you are now postulating that there would be a loss of conviction for the benefit of one? You think that was the only small one the fireteam would have come across? Sorry, but my heartstrings are not so easily manipulated.
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Throw it over the baby cliff that they use in Sparta.
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I wonder how many of you have seen the movie "Enemy Mine". Really gives you an idea of what could happen here.
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Look down at it, Grab Hide N Seek. Proceed to turn around, Close eyes and count to 10. After 10 count turn around, open eyes and look down at creature. With a smirk I proceed to tell it "Should've gotten better at hiding." Pull trigger. #ByeHive
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2 RisposteI would keep it (a thrall) as a companion like A dog
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3 RisposteMake dead baby jokes, kill it, then continue to make dead baby jokes.
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1 RispondiI'd keep my baby knight and name him Sir Charleston because that sounds knight-ish/ king-ish to me. And I would train him to grow up and when he is old enough I would take him back down the pit and help him find a wife and make sure he starts a family. Then I would never go back down into that pit in fear that I might kill him or his family
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2 Risposte1000 comment!
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No, give it the Spartan treatment.
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2 RisposteShould only take a single bullet
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10 posts away from joining the 1k posts club!
