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Modificato da Shadow Artiste:
5/7/2015 5:53:23 AM
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What Do You Think Lord Saladin Does With The Glimmer We Spend?
Does he dive into it, Scrooge McDuck style?
Does he set fire to it all as hipster post modern performance art?
Does he spend it on gas to keep that flaming gong burning?
Make me laugh.
Edit: 'hookers and blow', while hilarious, is officially the most unoriginal response. You can do better, guys.
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#Destiny
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14 RisposteModificato da brewsntattoos: 5/9/2015 10:44:05 PMHe's been saving it to buy an extremely large half sphere shaped receptacle. To which he will line with green leaf lettuce and tomatoes, avacado and olives, croutons, and of course, bacon bits. Lying in it naked, except his helmet, he will then pull a giant chain hanging from the ceiling, which will open a chute and pour a pool filling amount of ranch dressing into said receptacle. He will then become his one true self. Lord Saladinabowl.
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Modificato da funk_INC: 5/21/2015 5:24:08 PMSkoma to deal with the pain, he feels so empty and worthless now because of his useless leg. He used to be a guardian like you until he took a sparrow to the knee
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He saving it to toss at the female awoken every day. Jk lol
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2 RisposteGlimmer is programmable matter. He uses it to make dragon dildos for wide-eyed young Guardians who wish to know what it feels like to grind to Rank 5 in Iron Banner.
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1 RispondiHave you SEEN how shiny [b]his[/b] armor is, it frakin' GLEAMS! >.<
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1 RispondiHe uses it to forge the weapons we buy I think. It is a programable matter.
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1 RispondiHe spends it on steroids and batman voice lessons.
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1 RispondiI heard he runs a orphanage in the city to help the orphaned kids of the vex, hive & fallen. We do spend all day killing their parents after all, someone has to take care of them.
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I know what he does with the Motes we spend on reforging. He takes them to Xûr and exchanges them for sexual favors.
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Porn. Streaming.
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1 RispondiHe buys cattle, hoping one will grow a horn for the other side of his helmet.
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1 RispondiBone marrow for his kid.
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He goes and buys engrams from Rahool in hopes he might actually give him something good
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Because it's practically worthless I guess. Inflation?
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Well he probably gets shafted by taxes. Probably something like he loses 40% each month to the tower. If he's smart he puts the rest in stocks or bonds, other wise he might end up on the street
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Buys salads.. duh
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What do you think the armour is made of?
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Hookers and blow might be the most unoriginal response but that's because its the only true response
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Blackjack & hookers.
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2 RisposteHe keeps the orders coming from the factory so he doesn't run out of stock. In between Iron Banners he spends the first week preparing preparing for the next one. And while the Birth of History line is still churning out ships, he campaigns against the darkness for another week. Then he spends all the rest of the glimmer upgrading his weapons and armor until he is completely broke.
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Gets his helmet polished. Wears it like jewellery, think large Jesus piece on a chain. Hoards it in an underground cavern while dressed up like a dragon and makes all his frames call him lord salasmaug... Uses it like ice in his drinks. Secretly using it to fund the building of a gigantic jump ship that will allow him to finally leave the solar system so that him and shaxx can finally be together away from the judgmental people of the tower.
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5 RisposteOmnigul porn
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2 RisposteThe sweeper bot has a coin slot, if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Cocaine and hookers
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he buys either sups to snort
