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Fap in his face
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I'd make a poll asking what to do. [spoiler][i]op?[/i][/spoiler]
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Pray be the boogy bus come crashing in front of your house
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Ask him for money
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Invite him in and ask for money then wonder where secret service is
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Invite him in for dinner. And then talk him out of doing evil things and becoming a tyrant
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Boiling Oil.
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I smile at him, then slam the door closed.
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Don't drone me bro
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1 RispondiSet the table with all options.
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Give him some Obama toilet paper
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4 RisposteShoot him with my Gally
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Invite him in. He is the President of the United States, after all. [spoiler]I would probably make him do housework for me and tell him that Vladimir Putin is a real man. After abusing him for an hour, I would tell him that he doesn't need to cater to feminists. Help him recover from being made a cuck.[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiAsk him why he made Ebola. The BO in Ebola stands for Barack Obama. Look closer and you will get: Entering Barack Obama's Liberal Age.
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1 Rispondimay i intrest you in some fried chicken?
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8 RisposteGive him a high 5 and tell him that he's probably one of the coolest presidents ever. [spoiler]Keep up the good work Barack[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiI only want to meet you if you turn into The-Rock Bro-bama.
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2 RisposteIf the government was at my door, it would not be for a good reason...
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Invite him in and show him my collection of high capacity assault rifles. Ask him if he wants to do some shots. Take shots while firing assault rifle in the air. With the president. Murica.
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Don't answer, continue to hide up in my room watching Netflix.
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Do a killer impression of him
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Ask what he's doing out in the middle of no where, ask him if something wrong, invite him in, and be a good host. Tell him how he needs to be better at his job for the rest of his term.
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Copy a thread
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So, uhh.... Afternoon?
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Assitinate him [spoiler]Lenny Face[/spoiler]