Whatever can get me drunk enough to get laid which at this point I must not be getting drunk enough going on 6 years 😭😭
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[quote]Whatever can get me drunk enough to get laid which at this point I must not be getting drunk enough going on 6 years [/quote] your suppose to get her drunk.... Lol
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In before someone asks what system...
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I'm drunk on ps4 get on my level.
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If your level includes a 6-year sex drought...I'm good on my level, brother.
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It's all good my friend the day will come one day when you hit a slump.
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I am married. I assume that was in my wedding vows somewhere, cleverly hidden. Thankfully no slow down yet, but I am watching her like a hawk.
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Don't worry I didn't get much sex when I was 6.
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23 bro lol...
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"Going on 6 years..." I made a dad joke.
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You probably think I'm joking but I'm serious as can be. I just have no luck with the ladies.
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Is that a size problem?
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Nah just got no game and work to much to have any time to do anything.
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Damn dog...they have apps for that. Get a fatty slump buster bro, we've all been there.
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Even fat bitches won't give me no love.