Bye Felicia!

How do you mute ppl on forums, satire posts are extremely lame and i would never want someone who posts these on my fireteam. By posting these i dont think people realize a shit ton of ppl mute you and you will never group with them via forums. Edit... Just found out, enjoy the game.

Who cares hahahaha if u have it that s fine who care is just ignorant

THIS, THIS is the satire I like seeing.

XUR IS A TROLL!! Agh!

Boring

Newsflash: These satire posts are not currently, nor were they ever, funny or clever.

No it didn't get me nor did it "get" me! I remain un-got!

Of all my time on the destiny forums I have never seen such an original piece of satire before.... Why has no one ever thought to do this before.... Yawn...

Have fun playing cod with all the 12 year olds!

If you actually do stop playing this game could you do your future self a favor and either finish or re-enter school? Your spelling is worse than **insert random family guy cutscene**

Bye Buddy. Hope you find your dad.

Muted for making unoriginal "satire" post.

A lot*

Why do people still feel the need to post #satire. You are lame kid, just like the other thousand asswipes before you that posted this shit.

This thread is now about pizza. What toppings would you like?

Stooopid....

Le troll is real :D i 150% believed you until the end... :p [quote]sadattentionneedingtroll1337[/quote] Rly? :D

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U spelled stupid wrong :(

Why am I reading this "STOOPID" post XD