What do you call a high five between two acolytes [spoiler]a hive five[/spoiler]

A Titan, Hunter and a Warlock walk into a bar. Titan: I just headshotted some idiots with patience and time! I've got the best sniper! Warlock: No way! I noscoped noobs with Icebreaker! I've got the best sniper! The Hunter smiles and says: Sorry guys I've got the best sniper, I'll show you. He proceeds to fumble with a gun. Finally he pulls out his gun. The others look at it and say. " You win. Felwiners Lie is the best sniper of all."

Someone posted and asked why everyone believes Atheon is a guy instead of a woman...the best response was, "does the vault of glass look like a kitchen?"

Ghost: who knows how far we'll have to go to find the summoning pits Guardian dork: WE HAVE TO GO TO THE DARK BELOW! Am I right?

Randal the vandal made money off the twilight gap war Pike fuel can't melt lunar beams

What's the difference between your ghost and a burglar[spoiler]a burglar doesn't set of all the alarms[/spoiler]

Yo mamas so fat the Gorgon's spot her when she's still in orbit

You know you play too much Destiny when........... When a cop asks you why you were speeding and you reply, "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." Or if you're drunk, it goes something like this.... Cop: do you have any idea how fast you were going? Destiny addict: I think I broke the beckenstein limit Cop: the wha? Destiny addict: you're interesting...not entirely interresting Cop: you're not making any sense! Destiny addict: thay always do Cop: ok sir, you're coming with me Destiny addict: WIPE! by Me EDIT: My original post is in this thread with hundreds of likes and comments: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/82916793/0/0

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot the rest of the words WIIIIPPPEEEE!!!!!!!!

What do you call a bungie employee's balls? [b]DeeJ[/b] nuts. Ha! Goteem!

So, I got destiny just before TDB. When it hit, My friends said the raid was pretty short but You could get legendarys (I only had vendor weapons and armour as well as a few exotics) since I thought this meant extremely easy legendary weapons, I bought the DLC. Anyways, I played through the missions and eventually played roc strikes while I waited for my friends. We completed the summoning pits strike (which I hadn't previously done because my friends carried me through the story, skipping all of the strikes apart from the nexus). So after completing the strike, my friend came online and this is what I told him "Dude me and 2 random guys just 3 manned crota!" "Really?" "Yeah I know what you mean about the raid being short and easy" "So, who was the sword bearer?" "Sword bearer?" "The guy who hits crot..." "You mean phogoth"

The [b]Truth[/b] is we have to use [b]Plan C[/b], which requires a lot of [b]Patience and Time[/b]. But we have to go through [b]No Land Beyond[/b], which will give you a lot of [b]Bad JuJu[/b]

A tale about Crota [b]I ONLY ASK 5 min OF YOUR TIME[/b] Not long ago, there were 3 witches that were reviving Crota, the guardians were making their slow advance through the darkness...... Suddenly a flash of green mysterious light engulfed the witches and there stood Crota, The Son Of Oryx Ultimately they were successful and The son of oryx was born into existence once more. Crota looked around at all of his loyal hive minions kneeling in loyalty wondering how long they were waiting. Soon, the Knights and acolytes left the area and Crota and the 3 witches were all that remained. To his surprise, Crota noticed that all 3 witches showing anxiety, he didn't know what was going to happen. Slowly, one witch flies down and asks Crota: [b]"Have you ever been hugged before?"[/b] [b]Crota: "No"[/b] She gives Crota a big hug and flies away. Another witch flies down and asks him: [b]"Have you ever been kissed before?"[/b] [b]Crota: " No"[/b] Finally the last witch flies down, but not very anxious and whispers to Crota: [quote]"Have you ever been f***** before?"[/quote] For the first time Crota feels happiness and smiles and happily says: [b]"I wish"[/b] *Immediately the bridge is formed and all the hive despawn including It Yut* [b]Witch: WELL YOUR ABOUT TO BE! THE GUARDIANS ARE COMING![/b] Crota soon regrets his decision. [quote]THE END MY FELLOW GUARDIANS! HOPE YOU ENJOYED[/quote]

A warlock with purifier robes self resurrected in a saint 14 Titans bubble. I can't see were this joke is going now...