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3/12/2015 10:47:01 PM
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Help me with asking my crush to prom
I am going to ask my crush to prom,but I have no ideas.
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#Offtopic
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Hey girl, Are you Venus? Because you make my spirit bloom
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Just say 'gies a swatch a yer fanny' an she'll ken ye mean buiseness.
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[quote]MineCrftr1[/quote] Change your name
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Don't ever play or speak of minecwaft its for little squeakers
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2 RisposteChange your name from "minecrafter"
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2 RisposteAn incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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Find some embarrassing secret and blackmail her
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1 RispondiSet her house on fire, and later when she needs someone to comfort her you slide in and ask her out
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Toast/Envelope
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1 RispondiI misread this as "help me with asking my crush to porn". That would've been interesting.
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1 RispondiPull down your pants and wiggle your wang around.
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6 RisposteSend her a picture of your penis
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Say the following: Hello, [her name here] would you like to go to prom with me? She says yes, hooray. Skip next step. She says no, bummer. Pick someone else and return to the top.
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I thought you said "Help me ask my crush for porn"
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Toast/Envelope
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3 RisposteCut your ear off and give it to her
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2 RisposteTell her you're not a thief. Bitches don't like thieves.
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3 RisposteWalk up to them and ask.
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1 RispondiWell my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back, do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested. Hope that helps.
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Sacrifice a cow
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I have an idea. [spoiler] I have been in this exact situation and here is what I did: I waited until she was relatively alone and asked if she wanted to hear a riddle. I said one where the answer was this guy in her class named will, then one with the answer u, (then reassured her this was going somewhere), what is opposite of stop, what is 76/38, had her say them out loud, and finished her sentence with "prom with me". It worked and she said yes. So I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. [/spoiler]
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2 RisposteJust ask her out you idiot
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This is how I got my girl and got her to go to the dance with me just have a conversation at first then after a few minutes when she says something random say "wanna hear something crazy!" Naturally she will say will say "What" then say "will you go to the prom with me" then hopefully from the heat of the moment she'll say yes if not [spoiler]if this doesn't work I'm very sorry :-( it worked for me though :-) [/spoiler]
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Toast/envelope
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Come up behind her and tap her on the shoulder. When she turns around, shuffle back a half step very quickly. Make sure you are looking at the floor throughout the entire process, whatever you do, don't make eye contact. Say to her, "Hi," and wait for her to respond. When she does, say "Hi," again, then wait for another response. She may be confused, but that's okay. Wait for her to begin to talk to break the silence, then immediately interrupt her and ask, "Doyouwanttogowithmetotheprom?" Works every time.
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8 RisposteYou can't bring your mom to the prom.
