does anyone have any funny destiny jokes im gonna make a video,I dont know exactly what about but I want to incorporate some jokes from the community.
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149 RisposteMy guardian girlfriend said if this gets 100 likes we'll try @n@l. So please don't like this, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
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Joke 1: When someone says "hammer of sol is not op" Joke 2: My Kd
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Destiny is an awesome game! *waits for applause*
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Modificato da enigma: 10/19/2015 9:02:12 AMwhat do you call a ghost wearing the kingslayer shell?[spoiler]little blight[/spoiler] -via http://bit.ly/1jPjzJf
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What do you call a destiny meteorologist? [spoiler]a Stormcaller[/spoiler]
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Destiny is balanced
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7 RisposteDestiny. The Taken King HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLLOLOLOLAOHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why do environmentalists love destiny so much? [spoiler]it has so many recycled ideas...[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteWhat is the difference between hasbro and bungie? [spoiler]bungie has more nerfed guns...[/spoiler]
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47 RisposteYour momma is so fat...... ....A gorgon spotted her when she was still in orbit ....People think she is the traveller when she equips chatterwhite ....Praetorians can't get on her sync plate ....My ghost scanned her crack and mapped the entire hive fortress
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People making Titan jokes like the Titans ain't the smartest lol.
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Micro transactions will give us free DLC's.
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Best thread ever
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Xurs inventory... Oh wait..
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Destiny[i] is[/i] the joke.
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4 Risposte[b][i][u]A CELL FROM[/u][/i][/b] (Eardrums implode for miles around) [b][i][u]THE PRISON OF ELDERS[/u][/i][/b] (All the glass on the face of the Earth shatters) [b][i][u]THE ARCHON PRIEST[/u][/i][/b] (Mountains collapse) [b][i][u]IS STILL INSIDE[/u][/i][/b] (The world explodes)
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Bungie: Hey guys who wants a free nerf gun!! Guardians: MEEE!!! Bungie: Alright here are all of your year one exotics, they've all been nerfed
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2 RisposteYo mamma so stupid, she tried to ride a boat from the Shores of Time to the Ocean of Storms, and then dock her boat in the Meridian Bay.
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I'm a vex offender
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7 RisposteI had a vision of confluence but it wasn't the truth but with patience in time I will have the last word
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8 RisposteWe're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ..................„-~~'''''''~~--„„_ ..............„-~''-,::::::::::::::::::: ''-„ ..........,~''::::::::',:::::::::::::::: ::::|', .....::::::,~'''¯¯¯''''~~--~'''¯''',:| .........'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : ::: : |,' ........|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -: | .......(¯''~-': : : :'¯°: ',: :|: :°-: :| .....'....''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,' ...............|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ ......,''\':\: :'~„„_: : : : : _,'/ __„-';;;;;\:''-,: : : :'~---~''/ ;;;;;/;;;;;;;\: :\: : :____/: :',__ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-„__ ;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;\. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-„ ;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;\. . .\:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;| ;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;',: : :|¯¯|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;| ;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;;;\. . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/ ;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;\. .|:::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/ ;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;|. .\:/. . . .|;;;;;;;;| Never gonna give you up!
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1 Rispondi[quote]does anyone have any funny destiny jokes im gonna make a video,I dont know exactly what about but I want to incorporate some jokes from the community.[/quote] Roses are red, Your item is blue, Your engram was purple, Sucks to be you.
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Necrobump
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1 RispondiOk here's my best Destiny joke... Destiny! Thank you I'll be here all night!
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:Destiny Jokes?" Nerf for you, and a nerf for you, everyone gets nerfed...., we're giving them away.