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3/4/2015 5:09:25 PM
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I'm kicking you from my raid if you...
If you don't have Gjallarhorn, consider yourself kicked.
If you're not a 32, you're not in my raid.
No Ice Breaker? No raiding with me.
Over 30? Over to the next group.
Under 15? Under my legal limit.
Afk for more than 60 seconds? Gone in 60 seconds.
Using blue [b]anything[/b]? Your ass will be black and blue when I'm done kicking you.
Breathe into your mic once? Don't hold your breath expecting to stay.
Eat something with your mic on? Eat my boot.
Grimoire lower than 9,000? Your power level isn't high enough to play with me.
Say [i]anything[/i] I consider stupid? Say goodbye.
It's raining outside? It's raining on your parade.
You live in Rome? What shape is your country?
[spoiler]These are all jokes/satire of all the ridiculous requirements I've seen people have on this board. I actually don't enjoy booting people (and I don't think I've ever been booted so I'm hardly salty about it lol).
Feel free to add your own stupid requirements or complain about dumb reasons you've gotten kicked here! [/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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[spoiler]dat dragon ball refference doe[/spoiler]
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9 RisposteU forgot #Satire
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If you don't read the whole post and understand it's a joke, BOOTED!
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I laughed
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That last one made me laugh so much. I have to ask you though in all seriousness have you actually seen that requirement? If you have I may have to go on it and start speaking Italian lol.
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Such lulz
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You got more kills then me my boot will fill in the gap
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2 RisposteYou missed "2" IF you have under 500 hours active play time IF you haven't completed "3" HARD raids. O wait a minute.... THAT WOULD BE YOU !!
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Destiny lfg in the nut shell
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I've kicked one person. If you are gonna insist you're the most MLG dude in the bunch and I keep seeing your name and oversoul inside of seconds of one another, I see no reason to let you continue to whine about my fireteam when they are doing nothing wrong.
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3 RisposteThis thread is obviously dumb but what is the friggen hard on about Icebreaker. Its not even the best option for a sniper.
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The "you live in Rome" one made me laugh hahahaha
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Heil "the average gamer"! Bigotry is cool on the internet.
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I was relic on hard templar and we did right side strat, the leader (dumbass 12 year old), kicks me instantly after HE didn't get in the cleanser shield. Twelve year olds are to specific
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Kill guys I'm shooting at: booted
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1 RispondiI was about to give you so much shit for this. Then I saw the spoiler. You tricked me, well played.
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4 RisposteIf you don't have a gjallarhorn= kicked If you don't have an ice breaker= kicked Anyone see something wrong with this?
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2 RisposteModificato da xpctR3sistanc3: 3/4/2015 5:44:25 PMYou don't speak in my raid? Booted. Talking into your mic? Booted. Got a question? Ask your next team. Don't know how to do part of it? GTFO Blue armor/weapons? -blam!- outta here. Legendary gear? Peace the -blam!- out. Exotics? Unacceptable. Hunter? GTFO Titan? Bye bye Warlock? I'm the only warlock here. Human, Exo, Awoken? -blam!- Outta Here. Play Destiny? Oh hell no. You're on PS4? Goodbye. Use the forums ever? Even once? Step into my office[spoiler]because you're -blam!-in fired[/spoiler] Clearly, I'm joking. We've had 28s & 29s at Crota Normal, 30s on hard (yes, carried them) & we've had as low as 25 on VoG. I added the ps4 comment because I mainly play on Xbone - if/when I decide to level my ps4 character, you're more than welcome to join. Unless you start squeak-singing about your shotgun you pulled from getting carried through Crota, I HAVE booted someone for that, even though the raid was complete.
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If you stand away from the crystal and just sit there for more than 5 seconds between wipes, you're dead to me.
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ITT: reading incomprehension
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I've been kicked once.....ONCE. Let's just say they never made it out of the VOG
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If you have pants on. You're kicked #NoPantsDance
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2 RisposteKicked by asshole americans for being canadian and saying eh
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Don't have every exotic in the game? C-ya
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1 RispondiWhat shape is your country? Lolz!!!! Das Boot.
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2 RisposteModificato da khanspiracy: 3/4/2015 6:09:29 PMIf you add me for my swordbearing skills, then become a swordbearer advice consultant while I'm doing my thing. Goodbye.
