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I'm kicking you from my raid if you...
If you don't have Gjallarhorn, consider yourself kicked.
If you're not a 32, you're not in my raid.
No Ice Breaker? No raiding with me.
Over 30? Over to the next group.
Under 15? Under my legal limit.
Afk for more than 60 seconds? Gone in 60 seconds.
Using blue [b]anything[/b]? Your ass will be black and blue when I'm done kicking you.
Breathe into your mic once? Don't hold your breath expecting to stay.
Eat something with your mic on? Eat my boot.
Grimoire lower than 9,000? Your power level isn't high enough to play with me.
Say [i]anything[/i] I consider stupid? Say goodbye.
It's raining outside? It's raining on your parade.
You live in Rome? What shape is your country?
[spoiler]These are all jokes/satire of all the ridiculous requirements I've seen people have on this board. I actually don't enjoy booting people (and I don't think I've ever been booted so I'm hardly salty about it lol).
Feel free to add your own stupid requirements or complain about dumb reasons you've gotten kicked here! [/spoiler]
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"You live in Rome? What shape is your country? " nice
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22 RisposteThis is good stuff lol. I saw someone looking to do VOG hard and had a lvl requirement of 32. It made me laugh.
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1 RispondiYou want to run the sword? Sure if you can run with this [b]boot[/b]
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If you don't generate at least 16 orbs of light by killing the Knights in the crystal room with your super, I will generate 16 reasons why I just booted your ass from my fireteam!
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CAN'T PLAY THE GUITAR? [spoiler]THEN GET THE FU[i]C[/i]K OUT [/spoiler]
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If you can't say your abc's backwards first try then you cannot raid with me
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1 Rispondi#satire
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If you use the heavy ammo glitch your gone
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3 RisposteU need 6 gjallarhorns? Get gud u -blam!-ing scrub
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You just had to use that stupid fuken douche dress bullshit didn't you?
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4 RisposteThe grimrore max 2900
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Up until the Rome thing I was good!!!
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ITS OVER 9000!!! sorry, gotta post it.
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Those mouth breathers or bad mic havers ( you know, everyone echos except the -blam!- with the 3 dollar mic) and people who chew into the mic, these are real issues
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1 RispondiHaha nice one love all the hate comments who don't get the joke
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4 RisposteSounds like you are a true ASSHOLE.
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4 Risposteif u say "i'll be back in 5"
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2 RisposteWhat do you do with a soccer ball?
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Good thing I play with my own group of friends....none of this is a concern.
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Black and blue, or white and gold?
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6 Risposte[quote] Using blue [b]anything[/b]? Your ass will be black and blue when I'm done kicking you. [/quote] Nah, looks white and gold to me..,
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1 RispondiI'm 31 signing up for senior citizen raiding league the AARP-RIP
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1 RispondiIf you don't dance after each kill consider yourself booted.
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4 RisposteI kick people from my Raids who post this
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1 Rispondi"Under 15? Under my legal limit." Does that mean you are some sort of online predator that has been charged previously?
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[spoiler]dat dragon ball refference doe[/spoiler]
