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3/4/2015 5:09:25 PM
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I'm kicking you from my raid if you...
If you don't have Gjallarhorn, consider yourself kicked.
If you're not a 32, you're not in my raid.
No Ice Breaker? No raiding with me.
Over 30? Over to the next group.
Under 15? Under my legal limit.
Afk for more than 60 seconds? Gone in 60 seconds.
Using blue [b]anything[/b]? Your ass will be black and blue when I'm done kicking you.
Breathe into your mic once? Don't hold your breath expecting to stay.
Eat something with your mic on? Eat my boot.
Grimoire lower than 9,000? Your power level isn't high enough to play with me.
Say [i]anything[/i] I consider stupid? Say goodbye.
It's raining outside? It's raining on your parade.
You live in Rome? What shape is your country?
[spoiler]These are all jokes/satire of all the ridiculous requirements I've seen people have on this board. I actually don't enjoy booting people (and I don't think I've ever been booted so I'm hardly salty about it lol).
Feel free to add your own stupid requirements or complain about dumb reasons you've gotten kicked here! [/spoiler]
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2 RisposteThis was hilarious until you nullified it with the spoiler. It's sad that most people are too stupid to realize it was a joke without a satire tag.
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Eating, burping and listening to music are super annoying
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
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Wearing anything but solid black? Gtfo!
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Just play with friends not randoms
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[quote] You live in Rome? What shape is your country?[/quote] I'm dead
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I [i]almost[/i] went Hulk on you.
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I also refuse to raid with Romans
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2 RisposteNoooooo this would have been perfect if you omitted the explanation!
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It's over 9000!!!!!
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3 RisposteIf you need a full team of ghorn, then sorry but you need to be kicked
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this is satire folks. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
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2 RisposteModificato da FreelancePit4: 3/4/2015 8:21:57 PMAnd this is why lower level people have a tough time, because of assholes like you. Nevermind I read the spoiler.
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2 RisposteRome is boot shaped.
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Modificato da hexxem: 3/4/2015 8:11:30 PMSuper fun.
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If you can't say "Red Leather Yellow Leather" 3 times fast, without getting tongue tide...... Your gone...!!!
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6 RisposteYou forgot the satire tag
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2 RisposteHas primary weapon [spoiler]Booted[/spoiler]
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You die every five seconds that's me
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Last week, we were discussing in our party chat if we should do VOG. We had a couple of randoms in our chat as well(they were friends of a friend). So we ask one of the randoms if he wanted to do VOG on Hard. He says, " I dunno guys can a 31 do it"? These type of people. I can't raid with.
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4 RisposteChild confirmed. Everyone move along, it's just another butthurt elitist that feels powerful when he kicks people that are better than him at the game.
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This gave me a good laugh. Thanks.
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2 RisposteIf I join a LFG raid, I expect the boot or to leave after every attempt. I get booted because every other dipshit has their own dumb idea of how to do it, none of them being one of the commonplace methods that anybody with any damn sense would use while running with randoms. I leave a lot because people are just so -blam!-ing loud and/or stupid that it's giving me a headache just remembering some of the idiotic bullshit I heard last night.
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1 RispondiMust have maxed kvhostov 7g-02
