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I'm kicking you from my raid if you...
If you don't have Gjallarhorn, consider yourself kicked.
If you're not a 32, you're not in my raid.
No Ice Breaker? No raiding with me.
Over 30? Over to the next group.
Under 15? Under my legal limit.
Afk for more than 60 seconds? Gone in 60 seconds.
Using blue [b]anything[/b]? Your ass will be black and blue when I'm done kicking you.
Breathe into your mic once? Don't hold your breath expecting to stay.
Eat something with your mic on? Eat my boot.
Grimoire lower than 9,000? Your power level isn't high enough to play with me.
Say [i]anything[/i] I consider stupid? Say goodbye.
It's raining outside? It's raining on your parade.
You live in Rome? What shape is your country?
[spoiler]These are all jokes/satire of all the ridiculous requirements I've seen people have on this board. I actually don't enjoy booting people (and I don't think I've ever been booted so I'm hardly salty about it lol).
Feel free to add your own stupid requirements or complain about dumb reasons you've gotten kicked here! [/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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If you ever bought anything from Xur then bye bye.
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1 RispondiWhat happens after the NFL coin toss? [spoiler]the kick[/spoiler]
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Modificato da sergeantawesome: 3/4/2015 9:04:42 PMI saw someone who thought you need a saint-14 helmet as a titan, and said they would kick if you didn't or didn't want to use it. I have one and never use it for the raid, almost completely useless because enemies can still jump in and kill you before they are stunned. It's not a large bubble.
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Ahhaha nice
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6 RisposteMy god, you do know this is a GAME right?, with all those rules who the hell would want to play with you anyway? Jesus get out more
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I do live in Rome lol 😂😂😂
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I live in rome :/
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No hunters warlocks or Titans or booted.
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1 RispondiHahahaha! I had been told if you dont do this i will kick u.... that was when i waited till crota was almost dead to drop the sword and leave the game hahaha! I have also drop the shield and left the game while soloing templar (me on the botton, everyone shooting from top) just cause i didnt like the attitude they had... oh and i kicked someone from atheon at the last second cause he said something racist to another player hahaha
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1 Rispondi[quote]Using blue anything? Your ass will be black and blue when I'm done kicking you. [/quote] You sure it's not white and gold?
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3 RisposteWhat an idiot because he thinks you need his little list to succeed. This only tells me he sucks so bad he needs this to have people carry him
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Can cabals join? :/
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In seriousness, only twice has the idea of kicking someone from our team come up. The first time, we were doing VoG and a random didn't have a mic. I sent messages, tried talking into my mic hoping he'd hear me on what our strategies would be, but he would not cooperate. Didn't kick him though because he was playing like Rambo, kicking serious ass. The second time on CE, a young kid joined us and absolutely refused to follow instructions. And he repeatedly caused us to wipe. So finally, after we had passed the bridge CP and were ready to take down the shriekers, this kid throws down a bubble around everyone that is shooting rockets. And our leader's words were "Hey (name), what's the shape of Italy?".
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In all seriousness though, I've booted one person from ym fireteam. One person. An angry Frenchman who was sword wielder, and wouldn't stop yelling into his mic the whole time. What broke the camels back is when one of my friends, who couldn't hear him, was killing the knights because he's never done hard before, so he goes on a melee rage and starts meleeing my friend over and over again. This is one of my rego's, not a-blam!-ing rando like him, so of course I'm going to defend him. In the middle of his cussing onslaught, before he could finish, he was gone in a flash.
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3 RisposteDo you know karate? [spoiler]Try blocking this kick![/spoiler]
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2 Risposte1,000 clears as a Swordbearer but not Hunter? Get the frick out.
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I was worried til I saw the spoiler. :D
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You already have a Crux? Well I don't need the Crutch, Peace!
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I'm so glad this is all in one place- I can cut and paste when I'm recruiting for raids. Many thanks op:) perhaps we could raid together soon?
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All these stand up comedians around the globe looking for work... And this guy comes on here and does it for free... Wow thanks man. NOT!!!!!!
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[quote]If you don't have Gjallarhorn, consider yourself kicked. If you're not a 32, you're not in my raid. No Ice Breaker? No raiding with me. Over 30? Over to the next group. Under 15? Under my legal limit. Afk for more than 60 seconds? Gone in 60 seconds. Using blue [b]anything[/b]? Your ass will be black and blue when I'm done kicking you. Breathe into your mic once? Don't hold your breath expecting to stay. Eat something with your mic on? Eat my boot. Grimoire lower than 9,000? Your power level isn't high enough to play with me. Say [i]anything[/i] I consider stupid? Say goodbye. It's raining outside? It's raining on your parade. You live in Rome? What shape is your country? [spoiler]These are all jokes/satire of all the ridiculous requirements I've seen people have on this board. I actually don't enjoy booting people (and I don't think I've ever been booted so I'm hardly salty about it lol). Feel free to add your own stupid requirements or complain about dumb reasons you've gotten kicked here! [/spoiler][/quote] You live in Rome? What's the shape of your country? Whoever uses this or invented it is a total douchebag, it's not like Rome's the only Italy's city ya know? You ignorant piece of 'murica!
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4 RisposteItaly bro...Italy. I say that all the time to someone about to get the boot. I ask, hey what is the shape of Italy?
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" must be 32 with ghorn or will get kicked" (I am) I join this "elite fireteam" and there are 2 30s the rest are all 31s. not to mention, they're all SQUEAKERS! lol
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Consider your post... Played like the thousands that came before it
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2 RisposteThis was hilarious until you nullified it with the spoiler. It's sad that most people are too stupid to realize it was a joke without a satire tag.
