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3/4/2015 5:09:25 PM
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I'm kicking you from my raid if you...
If you don't have Gjallarhorn, consider yourself kicked.
If you're not a 32, you're not in my raid.
No Ice Breaker? No raiding with me.
Over 30? Over to the next group.
Under 15? Under my legal limit.
Afk for more than 60 seconds? Gone in 60 seconds.
Using blue [b]anything[/b]? Your ass will be black and blue when I'm done kicking you.
Breathe into your mic once? Don't hold your breath expecting to stay.
Eat something with your mic on? Eat my boot.
Grimoire lower than 9,000? Your power level isn't high enough to play with me.
Say [i]anything[/i] I consider stupid? Say goodbye.
It's raining outside? It's raining on your parade.
You live in Rome? What shape is your country?
[spoiler]These are all jokes/satire of all the ridiculous requirements I've seen people have on this board. I actually don't enjoy booting people (and I don't think I've ever been booted so I'm hardly salty about it lol).
Feel free to add your own stupid requirements or complain about dumb reasons you've gotten kicked here! [/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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Modificato da Kone19ps: 3/4/2015 9:58:45 PMNot a requirement to join but I was booted for coughing too much while sick with pneumonia. I turned my mic away or off most of the time, but I was at that stage where more than 3 words would cause a fit. They kept saying stop smoking so much we don't want to play with someone baked....And weren't joking. First off that's when you want me playing I have before and after kd screenshots to prove it, but last time I checked it takes more than smoking to sound like that. Even a cig smokers emphysema cough had nothing on the junk I was hacking up. Consultation prize was they never finished the raid according to their stats
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Hey retards, it's a joke! He's showing what he sees people say.
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2 RisposteUp to breathe into mic I agree with most of these. Does this make me a dick? Don't really care go moan to the other scrubs I booted. I don't mind taking low levels and hard mode virgins in, as long as you say you don't know what your doing.
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3 RisposteIf you have gjalla why do you need ice breaker??
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Says Grimoire lower than 9,000? Your power level isn't high enough to play with me. Grimoire score ain't even over 9,000
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Holy shit that last one killed me. +1 sir.
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Shut up Meg
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Modificato da : 3/4/2015 9:46:50 PMHow do you expect me not to eat on the mic when, mid raid, I'm surprised by a plate of fresh home made quesadillas? Edit : I have to communicate at certain parts so I can't mute my mic. Quesadillas are a somewhat quiet food.
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I would kick anybody who it took to the spoiler to figure your game.
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don't have 3 Exotics equipped? I'll give you more time to get some
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I thought you were a dbag, until I got to the spoiler.
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+2 for the rain.
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I'm okay with people breathing on the mic, so long they're not aggressive about it. Do it softly, peoples, softly!
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1 RispondiKill the Knights without making orbs
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RAID REQUIREMENTS -Must have Crota checkpoint -Must have at least 90 completions -Must be perfect with sword -Must have mythoclast, ice breaker and Gjallarhorn all equipped at once -Must have maxed out VoG gear equipped -Must be level 37 -Must be able to self revive while blade dancing inside your bubble -Must have flawless raider If you die at all you will be kicked If you don't do exactly what I say you will be kicked If you get better rewards then me you will be kicked
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1 RispondiIf you can't resurect while blade dancer, then you can't be sword bearer
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2 RisposteAgreed. If people don't have both Gjallarhorn and Ice Breaker equipped at the same time, they should be gone.
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Your running void walker? Kick
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If I tell you that you make my nipples hard when you wield crota's sword?
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1 RispondiHa ha, I was reading down thinking 'this guys the biggest idiot on the forum' then read your spoiler and thought 'ahhh'
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Your sword bearer and aren't using gjally? Try this boot on for size
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The only thing that is required of me is, if you join my hard mode raid group you better have done normal. If it's your first time doing hard I will accept some deaths. If it's apparent you can not keep yourself alive sorry, you lack the necessary skills to help us complete this objective.
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4 RisposteNo they would be gold and white not black and blue (let's see who gets this)
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Lol nice
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I'm gonna copy and post this when I need a group
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If you ever bought anything from Xur then bye bye.
