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3/4/2015 5:09:25 PM
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I'm kicking you from my raid if you...
If you don't have Gjallarhorn, consider yourself kicked.
If you're not a 32, you're not in my raid.
No Ice Breaker? No raiding with me.
Over 30? Over to the next group.
Under 15? Under my legal limit.
Afk for more than 60 seconds? Gone in 60 seconds.
Using blue [b]anything[/b]? Your ass will be black and blue when I'm done kicking you.
Breathe into your mic once? Don't hold your breath expecting to stay.
Eat something with your mic on? Eat my boot.
Grimoire lower than 9,000? Your power level isn't high enough to play with me.
Say [i]anything[/i] I consider stupid? Say goodbye.
It's raining outside? It's raining on your parade.
You live in Rome? What shape is your country?
[spoiler]These are all jokes/satire of all the ridiculous requirements I've seen people have on this board. I actually don't enjoy booting people (and I don't think I've ever been booted so I'm hardly salty about it lol).
Feel free to add your own stupid requirements or complain about dumb reasons you've gotten kicked here! [/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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If your not a hot super model that is willing to sleep with me im booting you from my group
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2 RisposteModificato da Kage Goomba: 3/5/2015 7:51:58 AMIf your name is "An Average Gamer" consider yourself [b]banned[/b] from my Raids. Permanently. And anyone else who thinks like him. [spoiler]Unless he's a troll....then maybe I can overlook the bridge.[/spoiler]
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Only rule I have is if you raid with me, you MUST have heavy ammo synth. I don't think that's too much to ask.
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If you are taller than 7 foot you're getting kicked from my raid.
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You shouldn't of put the spoiler. The dumb ones would've thought you were being serious and raged. Funny shit.
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*golf-clap*
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2 RisposteYou don't even have a fully leveled IceBreaker, so technically, you wouldn't even raid with yourself.
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You forgot Open the spirit bloom chest? No longer my guest.
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6 RisposteCan't play the flute? You're getting the... What rhymes with flute?
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1 RispondiIt's cute to think anyone wants to raid with you.
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lol, hate those derps too
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I got gjallahorn and level 32 and fit all your criteria except for grim score which is impossible so you will probably kick me
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Lol the last one was too good.
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I've never been kicked from a group and I've done a lot of raids. I never join a group that requires certain items only, even when I have those items maxxed. Good post.
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Truly beautiful. Nicely done!
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Spot on 😅
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Your the only team member that doesn't constantly die
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I always get kicked for not having a ghorn >.<
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Grimoire's 9005 I think I'm eligible!
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My rules: Do I like you? If yes then let's get it done. If not, don't even expect me to finish the lamps, I'm ain't got time for you. I say it like this because I have nothing to get from the raids so I don't do them lol. And when I go to help a group and I hear some -blam!-er seriously start saying some shit like this, or giving me annoying ass pro tips, I'm out!
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The last one made me laugh. If your character doesnt have the glowhoo shader-boot Level 6 or lower for eris-boot If you dont have the necromancer as a primary-boot
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1 RispondiGilmore over 9000 tf?
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Nice - I hate people booting others. As a rule, I'll leave before booting someone.
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1 RispondiModificato da BS_got_ya: 3/4/2015 9:49:11 PMi just say if people have certain requirements to join their raids they must be scrubs looking to get carried. You can be 31 [spoiler][b]just dont die![/b][/spoiler]
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You lack a robotic voice GTFO kicked. Back to the weak humans
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Modificato da Kone19ps: 3/4/2015 9:58:45 PMNot a requirement to join but I was booted for coughing too much while sick with pneumonia. I turned my mic away or off most of the time, but I was at that stage where more than 3 words would cause a fit. They kept saying stop smoking so much we don't want to play with someone baked....And weren't joking. First off that's when you want me playing I have before and after kd screenshots to prove it, but last time I checked it takes more than smoking to sound like that. Even a cig smokers emphysema cough had nothing on the junk I was hacking up. Consultation prize was they never finished the raid according to their stats
