Im at the hospital and for some reason still cant get off this app.
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#Offtopic
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It's not too late to abort, get out while you still can!
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Why the f[u][/u]uck are you here? If I was your wife I'd slap you.
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How happy are you?
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1 RispondiDude put the phone down and go be with your wife
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2 RisposteModificato da Bucket of Tears: 3/2/2015 6:31:52 PMOP used Mark of the Devourer perk during sex. --Leaves behind a lingering responsibility that continues to eat away at your wallet over time.
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It is your baby right?
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4 RisposteModificato da TehPwnShow: 3/2/2015 11:33:18 PMHow are babies made? [spoiler]the answer to this question has alluded me for all 17 years of my life...[/spoiler]
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Is your wife in labor?
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Feck her ass, while yelling- [i][b]"CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW?!?!?!"[/b][/i]
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1 RispondiDid you get an exotic out of her ?
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1 RispondiBaby's weight?
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Welcome to fatherhood and say goodbye to sex, sleep and life as a carefree individual :)
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9 RisposteHows your wife and my kid?
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Why are you making a thread? You don't have much time! Perform the ritual and sacrifice her to satan!
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Wats labor
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6 RisposteYou're a piece of shit for being on the internet while this is happening.
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Modificato da ScotchEggsRules: 3/2/2015 7:20:22 PMYou should have taken your time and gone for the head shot...
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Can you actually feel your freedoms receding?
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Do you know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
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3 RisposteThis should be in offtopic unless you're nameing it crota or somthing
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2 RisposteDestiny will miss you. I took a 2 month hiatus after my daughter was born.
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Is it purple?
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1 RispondiSo, Crota if it's a boy & Eris if it's a girl right ?! . .
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1 RispondiAccording to our DNA tests performed earlier in the show, crustyhappysock... You are [b]not[/b] the father!
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1 RispondiWhich gun would you prefer to shoot DeeJ in the nuts with? A Colt A .44 Magnum A Desert Eagle An AR15