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2/24/2015 4:00:42 AM
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If You Were Arrested
What would you most likely be arrested for? This is a major crime that would get you at least a year in prison. Not a petty crime like drunk driving.
I'd say I'd be arrested for Racketeering or conspiring. How about you guys/girls?
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Bring a gun to a area that is no guns allowed or putting a foregrip on a pistol Also firing on Girl Scouts thinking they were a SWAT raid team is WAY up there.
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Assault/assault with a deadly weapon. most likely my siblings have it on there records I'm all that's left
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White collar crimes.
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5 RisposteFapping in public. Then I'd continue to fap.
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trespassing public intoxication disturbing the peace
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Being a god
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1 RispondiSexual harassment, public drunkenness, and hall decking without a permit.
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Making DeeJ suck on his own sweaty nut sack...
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Black market flamingo trading. They make great lawn ornaments.
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Killing German soldiers in the outskirts of Stalingrad
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"I prefer extortion the x makes it sound cool"
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Probably a hate crime of some sort. Not everyone gets my humour.
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Some white collar crime. Forgery maybe?
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Running an organized crime family.
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1 RispondiLoitering. I'd loiter so good they'd have to throw me in federal prison for a year.
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1 Rispondi
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1 RispondiConspiring. Underage drinking. Graffiti. Only things I can think of. I'm not one for crime. Maybe a few transgressions every now and then.
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4 RisposteHuman torture/experimentation
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Thuglife
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Sexual harassment and hall decking without a permit.
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Probably saying something sarcastic to a cop and him thinking I was serious
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Making out with Emma Lahana in public
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Legal fraud, I imagine.
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been mexican. been to badass killing a drunk guy world war 3
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Genocide.
