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Modificato da GEEKFEST:
2/21/2015 3:33:41 PM
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The Darkness has been pushed back.
Guardian Tower News reports that shares for The Nine™ corp closed today at a record high. A company spokesman attributed rising share prices due to the record volume of heavy ammo being sold.
"Guardians are buying it by the hundreds, word is from my boss that the company is finally going to be able start offering employees health insurance. I'm so excited to finally be able to see a doctor about some medical issues" - Xur
In related news the Vanguard is reporting that the darkness has been pushed back due to the endless supply of rockets guardians have been able to obtain. Tower news has interviewed several of those most effected:
"Everyone just kind of gave up and went home. I'm not sure what their plans are now. All that is left out here in the Cosmodrome are a couple of dregs and a shank" - Randall, Fallen Vandal
"Just another case of immigrants taking our jobs. Heavy ammo was our best seller, us mom and pop shops aren't able to compete at those prices. We may have to close up shop." - Banshee-44, Gunsmith
"I used to be the only one who had an unlimited supply of heavy ammo. This is very worrying, I am no longer a special snowflake. Bungie pls nerf" - Rockets McDickface
"-Blam!" - Crota, Son of Oryx
When reached for comment the Speaker declined, only mentioning that he could comment.
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I just enjoyed reading Rockets McDickFace.
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[quote]"-Blam!-" - Crota, Son of Oryx[/quote] Well said
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[quote]"-Blam!" - Crota, Son of Oryx[/quote] lol, wonderful post. Made my day.
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The speaker part was the best haha
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Well done sir!
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Beautifly said
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Wtf that was friggen brilliant and spot on!!! Hats off to you señor! You must be friends with smoggypluto!
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Modificato da Killersnake SNU: 2/20/2015 9:10:15 PM[quote] the Speaker declined, only mentioning that he could comment[/quote] Actually laughed out loud at work at this...a couple strange looks from the cube farm followed. [quote]Rockets McDickface[/quote] ^^ always makes me happy to see him called this!
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Lol! +10
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"-blam!-!" -Crota Lmao. Have a like.
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2 Rispostehehe good one. I started reading the interview of "several of those effected" and thought a guardian was being interviewed. "This makes no sense", I thought to myself, until I saw the name - Randall. Hahaha good one.
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I like it
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Hahaha. Nice.
