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Modificato da GEEKFEST:
2/21/2015 3:33:41 PM
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The Darkness has been pushed back.
Guardian Tower News reports that shares for The Nine™ corp closed today at a record high. A company spokesman attributed rising share prices due to the record volume of heavy ammo being sold.
"Guardians are buying it by the hundreds, word is from my boss that the company is finally going to be able start offering employees health insurance. I'm so excited to finally be able to see a doctor about some medical issues" - Xur
In related news the Vanguard is reporting that the darkness has been pushed back due to the endless supply of rockets guardians have been able to obtain. Tower news has interviewed several of those most effected:
"Everyone just kind of gave up and went home. I'm not sure what their plans are now. All that is left out here in the Cosmodrome are a couple of dregs and a shank" - Randall, Fallen Vandal
"Just another case of immigrants taking our jobs. Heavy ammo was our best seller, us mom and pop shops aren't able to compete at those prices. We may have to close up shop." - Banshee-44, Gunsmith
"I used to be the only one who had an unlimited supply of heavy ammo. This is very worrying, I am no longer a special snowflake. Bungie pls nerf" - Rockets McDickface
"-Blam!" - Crota, Son of Oryx
When reached for comment the Speaker declined, only mentioning that he could comment.
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Modificato da jeff5551: 5/27/2016 11:45:17 PMIt's necrobumping time.
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Bummmmmp
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1 RispondiWho necrobumped this?
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Modificato da remige: 3/22/2016 9:49:31 PMBump ;-; the good ole' days.
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Need 2 for nightfall!
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Fuel beams can't melt steel jet
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"Only mentioning that he could comment." I chuckled at that part.
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Loled at rockets mcdickface, wasn't sure if anyone outside my circle called him that anymore haha
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Necrobamp
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bump for charity
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3 Risposte
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Can we stop necrobumping...
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Return!
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2 RisposteWho necro-bumped this?
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All the likes.
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NECROBUMPS
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Bumping.... For justice!
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This is amazing
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Not even mad this got bumped.
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Those were beautiful times
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This was the best xur day
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1 Rispondi#neverforget
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I resurrect this post!
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[quote]When reached for comment the Speaker declined, only mentioning that he could comment.[/quote]
