Why are you single. Is it because you're an ugly -blam!- or the guy/girl you like, likes someone else and you're gonna steal her in the middle of the night? I'm a douche bag
Edit 1: thanks guys! 300+ let's run it to 400!
Edit 2: Holy donkey balls! We made it! Let's go for 500!
Edit 3: We made it! 600!? I'm going to sleep but, I expect more replies when I wake up.
Edit 4: Shoot for the stars! My post is the post that will PEIRCE THE HEAVENS! 700!
Edit 5: Wow, my best thread. 700+! Can we get 800!?
Edit 6: I'm shocked. 800+ replies. I'm pushing it now, can we get to 900 or 1k?
Edit 7: 900! good run guys. Thanks for the keks goodnight. Get me to 1k while I slumber.
Edit 8: 2000! Wow. Thanks.best thread yet.
Edit 9: Emma liked the post. Hypes real.
Last edit. (Probably not.) Senpai noticed me. Btw we're 4k, just who the hell do you think you're messing with!?
I have... a girl friend. *pops confetti* I'LL GET THE CHAMPAGNE!
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Because pretty girls are sacry
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5 RisposteThe girl I have loved since elementary school does not love me.
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1 RispondiFat mostly lol.
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Eh I don't know people hate me and it's a small town
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Im ugly
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4 RisposteWell a couple factors. First, I'm stuck here on base in FT benning GA. This is bad because I'm a marine going to tank mech school. So I don't see girls much on the daily. Secondly, I hardly know any girls. Haven't really kept in touch with anyone from highschool. Lastly, I haven't met a girl that's really made me want to date her, and I refuse to drop my standards.
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5 RisposteThe guy I'm into is about to get engaged. Sooo I'm waiting for I don't know what :( lame story I know
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5 RisposteModificato da Electro: 5/28/2015 12:06:04 PMReally shy when it comes to dating and that kind of stuff. Any tips? Edit: Thanks for the advice! Think I'll start talking a bit today and maybe make my move sometime.
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I know I am too selfish and don't want to hurt the girl because of it.
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3 RisposteModificato da SirTheGentleman: 5/28/2015 8:45:30 AMIve tried but i never had a girlfriend in my life. So i been single which it is depressing. I want true love but so many women judge a book by its cover. Even if i go up to a woman and introduce myself they say something rude and walk away.........i wish i had someone to hold on to......i swear it seems like i am alone in this world. And no one reply you will find her someday or there is someone out there just for you i hate hearing thay crap
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4 RisposteUm. I get friendzoned by every grill out there because I'm too nice.
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Yes because im a pussy when it comes to asked out girls i like ;(
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Well I work the girl into almost dating me and then I get real depressed for no reason and it kills it.
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Stay spicy.
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2 RisposteAnxiety. Multiple times where I could have gone with someone but my anxiety kept me from having one.
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Dating is like a women's choice dance.
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Because I'm an asshole who can't properly show emotion.
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I'm not my correct age for gurls yet m8 (Correct Age = 17+)
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4 RisposteI tell bitches they are -blam!-ing stupid when I meet them.
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I have full time job I like to play video games I like to go to gym I like to see my friends No time for that shit
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My crush isn't single
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1 RispondiI'm not ugly, I'm just shy IRL
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My school is too cliquey to date anybody
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There's a girl I like, and they like me to, but we're never able to see each other.
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4 RisposteI did fall for a few girls in my school until I realized all of them were self centred bitches and I was better off on my own.
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Because I'm not ready to mingle