A few years ago I had a dream that I saw a praying mantis on the sidewalk in public and I tried to kill it because it looked hostile and it jumped at my face and I got so scared that I woke up. The next day I went to the zoo and the exact thing happened on the same sidewalk by the same plant it was hanging out beside.

I was splitting wood once, and saw two beetles -blam!-ing on a log.

I live in Louisiana and saw this huge wolf spider that like moved really weird and twitched around, so being the kid I was at the time I smashed it and laughed but then a big worm slithered out of it, I tried to squish it then it went into the grass FML

Last year I went on a fishing trip with my dad up to Lake Ontario for 3 days. We stayed at this nice place the boat driver (I will call him Tom since I forgot his name) had set up for the people that spend the night. Outside there was a picnic table on top of something (It looked like a pallet but it was made to go under the picnic table) and under that was a old fire pit, a couple feet deep. In that fire pit was a bees nest, and they had dug a hole out about a foot away from the table. The first day we were there we informed Tom of the bees, so he took some gasoline and paper towels to the hole they had dug and burned it. The buzzing coming from underground could be heard a few yards away, it almost felt like the ground was vibrating. We only pissed them off but destroyed their main way out. The next day some more people showed up a bit after noon that were going fishing, and shortly after arriving learned about the bee problem. They decided to go into the heart of the problem. They moved the table and the pallet below uncovering the fire pit. There were surprisingly only a couple bees that flew out. They went and poured gasoline all around in there making sure to get every hole they could find. After that they made a torch put of a stick and paper towels and lit the hole on fire. Once again you could hear the swarm from underground and they were even madder this time. After the fire subsided we covered the pit back up and went to sleep. The next morning me and my dad got packed up and ready to leave. We were at our car and before I got in I realized I could still hear the buzzing from below. They were still alive, somehow. All I knew is that I was glad to get out of there before that swarm decided to come out. I'm actually heading back up in a couple weeks to go fishing again. Hopefully the bees are gone...

I know a guy that was pooping and a large spider fell on his lap. He panicked and grabbed a slab of freshly made poop and crushed the spider with it. How do I know it was true? It happened in a public bathroom and I purchased a pair of shorts for him to change to

I slept in my friend's house. The floor was so soft, I fell down from the couch and on the floor. I felt a wet and cold thing on my should when I woke up. I stood up and right when I was about put my hand in my shoulder, I saw a beetle on my shoulder. Almost bit me, luckily I jumped and it fell off. It landed on the floor, my mom came from the kitchen and stepped on the beetle. It's body is paper now.

I woke up to a worm wiggling out of my peepee

My family has these summer homes in some woods in Wisconsin. My cousin brought a hammock and we set it up. I'm laying there in it and fall asleep. When I woke up, there's these two huge ass beetles on my chest staring at me. These mofos had to been about 4 or 5 inches long. I flew out of that hammock freaking out. My phone broke on the root of the tree right under the hammock when I got off, too

I got 3 1. Sitting on toilet at 4 am, got up to pee. Keep in mind this bathroom is like 5ft by 5ft. I look to the right and see a foot - long thousand legger crawl through the bathroom door, I have a mini heart attack 2. At 4am, see a giant thousand legger crawling on my wall with big antenae. Another mini heart attack. 3. In my giant cement house in Poland, we have no A/C and the screens on our windows are torn. I sleep with undergarments on and I'm still too hot, even with covers off, so I open the window. Lo and behold, mosquitos fly in and buzz by my ears all night, every night. I tried taking pillows and covering my ears but it didn't work. It was like this for 3 months until I left. My winter - born sister is always cold and wore wool socks and a sweater and 3 blankets and didn't hear the bugs once, and she was always too cold. 2 years later, I still put a cover over my ears when I sleep. FML