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Modificato da Heavens, CEO of Stasis:
4/29/2015 8:58:01 PM
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Post Your Terrible Insect Encounters (Arachnids too)
I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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1 RispondiI took the wrong path from Goodsprings. *shivers*
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3 RisposteIf earwigs go in your ear. Where do cockroaches go? [spoiler]Lul[/spoiler]
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I saw Miley cirus I was scarred for the rest of my life
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12 Risposte>I was only 9 years old >I loved spiders so much, I had a lot of merchandise and movies of like Spiderman >I pray to Arachnid Lord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Spidergod is love" I say; "Spidergod is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for spiders >I called him a -blam!- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's a big Funnel Web >I am so happy It whispers into my ear "Gsuheb" because spiders don't speak, but that's ok >It grabs me with its powerful spider claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for the Funnel Web >It penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for the Spidergod >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Spiderman and Spidergod >It roars in a mighty vehekbr sound as it fills my butt with its eggs >My dad walks in >The Funnel Web looks him straight in the eyes and says "VejeSpydergodvwibri" >It leaves through my window >Spidergod is love. Spidergod is life.
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So i was sitting in the bath one day when i look to my left and GIANT -blam!-ING BEATLE i put a cup over him and his buzzing made such a loud noise
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Forgot to mention that I have no fear of spiders there is one that lives in my room and I always see it run around during the afternoon and we have red backs in our garden like families of them (strange because I live in the middle east)
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I was eating my pizza, and a cockroach (not the asshole guy) came under me. As Italian I found this offensive, due to the fact that it wants to take my pizza. I had nothing else to kill it and I hate cockroaches. So I took the pizza box and threw it at it 3 times.
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After I was done taking a shower one morning, I saw a big Wolf Spider near the toilet. I screamed bloody murder when I saw it!! I -blam!-ING HATE SPIDERS!!!!!
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When i was younger me and my cousin stayed at the same house and one day there was this massive spider on the floor and he was scared so being the man I was I picked it up and placed it on my palm then started walking out with it. My cousin told me it could be poisonous so I walk back and place it on the floor. Spider runs around a bit then calms down. Gets one of those glass jars with no lid catches spider with it. Shields top with my palm and flipped it over before walking out with it. Took us a while to realize how stupid that situation was and it was a harmless spider
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Modificato da Darkarrow: 8/10/2015 9:34:40 PMThis one time a few years ago, I was sitting in my bedroom watching TV in the middle of the middle of the night and looked over to my right and there were two spiders walking toward me. So I bet you can guess what I did. [spoiler]I let the spiders crawl onto my hand and I took them outside.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Being the heroic man I am.[/spoiler]
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13 RisposteI walked out of my house in australia and was killed by a cyclone of scorpions.
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2 RisposteI woke up in the middle of the night and felt tickling on my legs. Turned on the lights and threw over the covers and saw crickets crawling all over me. Evidently the cat knocked over the cricket-cage and they all decided to snuggle with me in bed. [spoiler][i]Filthy crickets[/i][/spoiler]
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The other day one of those brown crunchy spiders was on my wall [spoiler]it was the size of the palm of my hand[/spoiler]
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6 RisposteIt seems insects really [i]bug[/i] you guys!
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2 RisposteNecrobump
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2 Risposte>be hornet >see some little shit baiting crab pots >whatever.exe >kid has that good raw chicken kush on his hand >he scratches his ear >this is my chance.rar >can't find that kush >"must be in his ear" >remember I'm in a human >oshit.jpg >sting that shit ([b]in his ear still[/b]) >kid screams >puts his hand over his ear >mfw >tryin2eskape >kid puts his finger in his ear, crushes me, pulls me out >FeelsBadMan >tfw no chicken kush >sting this fag again cuz fuk dat guy
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1 RispondiWell, I had sprickets in my basement when I was 14 years old. I didnt know about them until one day, the basement door was opened and i was in the living room on my xbox. All I remember was the thing had jumped across my sight, passing my tv and landed right on my leg. needless to say, i nearly broke my nose with my controller and im traumatized from crickets & spiders ( even more of spiders ) Heres a picture of one :) usually called Camel crickets
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1 Rispondi>be me >laying in bed >jacking off furiously >feelsgoodman.jpeg >almost there >see something crawling up the shaft of my penis >itsybitsyspider.png >crawls into my urethra >makes its home there >fast forward Nine Months >spider crawls out and leaves >dick feeling strange >Feels like I'm jizzing >swells up like a balloon >spiders start to burst out >a shower of spiders >I'm a mother >proud independent spider mom. Don't need no man
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I read incest. That's scary enough
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A wasp stung my vein [spoiler]hurt like a motherfu[i]k[/i]er[/spoiler]
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Had a wasp sting through my earlobe. Also had a spider recently fall onto my pillow that was big enough to make a padding noise while it ran away.
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I don't know what's going on but lately we've had a massive cricket infestation in my town like covering walls of buildings, it's disgusting.
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You should use a gun next time.
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Was a lil' Youngblood, about 10, at the football stadium waiting to play, running along beneath the bleachers, a -blaming!- wasp flies into my mouth, stings my tongue and lip, then crawls down my throat and dies. Played the game with a swollen lip and tongue smashed against my mouth guard. It might have been one of the contributing factors to me quitting and starting to swim.
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12 RisposteI was in 5th grade at my after school program and we were outside under the roof/shed/thing were they keep the bus. In the corner near one of the poles was a giant water bug. This bug was about [b]6 inches[/b] long and was fuqing creepy af. We decided to smash it with a brick.
