I know I've posted this before, but a moderator accidentally moved it.
I want everybody to play Destiny, I really do. But it is a fact that children are immature and because of this, they often ruin the game for other players. It's not because they are bad people, I'm not saying that. It's because they are emotional, hot-headed, they think they know more than they do. This often causes a lot of conflict with other players who just want to have fun. The irrationality and immaturity of the children will clash with the seasoned gaming veteran.
Now, I'm not saying kids should be banned from Destiny, I want them to enjoy it too. What I'm saying is that bungie takes measures to encourage the parents of children to supervise them and to teach them proper manners in online gaming. How does bungie do this you may ask? The kinect and playstation 4 camera are more than capable of reading faces and matching them up with public databases if the proper software is written for both of them. The cameras scan the children and match them up with a public record. If the child is found to be under the age of 17, an additional monthly fee of $10 will be required to allow them to play. If the fee is not paid, then they cannot play.This requires that the parents invest in the child, so the parents will not want their kids to screw it up, or else they risk being banned. Which would be a waste of money.
Now why 17 you may ask? Well, 17 is the biological age of maturity. It is at this time that the process of puberty begins to end. Hormones are released into your body that allow for more rational thinking. Before this happens, it is literally impossible to be mature. Sure, some kids may act mature, but that's because they've been supervised by their parents. Some may even believe that they are mature, even going so far as to say
[quote]I'm 13/14/etc and I don't swear or do any of those things.[/quote]
but that's because the way they view reality is skewed.
Sure, some adults may act immature, but this is because they have to deal with immature kids. Science has shown that high pitched noises activate certain instincts in adults. It has to do with protecting the young. When babies cry, adults automatically want to do something to get the baby to stop crying. This is the instinct high pitched noises appeal to. It makes adults irrational and emotional. This is not something that contributes to a friendly gaming environment. So if you encounter a grown person who appears to be acting immature, it's probably because they just encountered a kid.
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5 RisposteThe game is rated t for TEEN idiot it says it right there so shut ur dam face and play a different game dude
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1 Rispondibut then how would freaks like you get their perv on at little boys?
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2 RisposteModificato da Guardian7806: 2/11/2015 2:06:49 AMI completely agree 14 year old here with a voice as high as a 4 year old girl There is nothing more that I want them to pay 10 extra dollars to Improve upon my maturity I am so high voiced that the minute I call out oracles or take down Crotas shield the party erupts in a torrent of insults asking me for my address so they can punch me because tht is what destiny is a game designed for 20 year old men To look down upon the younger people I whole heartedly agree that I should pay ten extra dollars and the face thing would work too Your dad couldnt show his face to the camera or anything ya know Nothing like having to but a kinect or ps4 think that would scan your face search records for who u are and find your age becaus that wouldn't bump the price up by 50 dollars Well that's what I have to say Sincerely 14 year old high voiced kid that people just want to shake in order for them to stop saying oracle left and I got boomers
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1 RispondiModificato da ThaTMeX1caN ONE: 2/11/2015 1:49:46 AMPeople who post idiotic posts at least once should have to pay a monthly fee of $10 to keep using the forums. This will teach new parents to help their child grow up and not be as stupid as the OP.
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3 RisposteThere should be a fee for dumbasses like yourself.
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6 RisposteSo because some kids are annoying i should have to pay a fee? See the flaws in that system?
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1 RispondiIt's rated teen I can play if I want
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2 RisposteLmao first of all, facial recognition through kinect would be an explicit violation of privacy, and sacrificing privacy for security is NEVER the right way to ensure public safety, as it restricts basic rights! Next to that, there really is no "biological" age of maturity, if 17 was the magical age in which a person suddenly gained the ability to rationalize, I doubt the age for which you can get your driving license would be below that. nurture over nature, the environment in which a person is exposed has more drastic effect on their personality and behavior than their biological wiring. so do the world a favor but shutting the -blam!- up, if you dislike squeakers, just kick them like the rest of us, you are letting them ruin your own experience by being a fat bitch.
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You do know the game is rated T
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4 RisposteDespite this being satire I have seen enough posts from you that are just plain out annoying.if you wanna be funny go find your pet and tell jokes to him, none of us want to her it
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1 RispondiThis post is so dumb i guarantee it wasnt "accidentally" removed. You should honestly stop posting on forums if you truly believe this
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4 RisposteRated T game bud
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2 Risposte17 year old elitist detected
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I didnt read anything but the title says it all. Thus is dumb. Freedom of choice dude. I'm 18 but wtf? Why would you make kids pay because they are kids??!! They don't make -blam!-ing money and you want them... oh my god! I'm out.
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1 Rispondi#satire isn't even used properly any more. Go buy a Volvo.
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Aaaaaannnndddd back to misusing satire...
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Why do you still exist? You're not funny, clever, or interesting.
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Go away you piece of trash.
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#-blam!-uboi
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2 RisposteThis is racism so i reported
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1 RispondiI'm 16 and I would consider myself pretty mature. I realise that this is satire but still, age has nothing to do with maturity. I've played with people on their 20s who just sit and -blam!- about, and I've played with younger people who are incredibly good at the game. More often than not the older people are more arrogant and more set in their ways.
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Everyone should be required to take an IQ test before posting on the forums. #notsatire
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Modificato da TheDungslinger: 2/11/2015 12:55:27 PMI've met a few people 17+ that seem to be challenged. But I will admit, I apologize for 98% of my kind being dickheads. MAM GIT MEE SOM CHUCLAT MKLI EDIT: Ooooooh you sumbitch
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3 RispostePoor sod... [spoiler]Half of you didn't even notice the #Satire tag. So much faith has been lost to the forums today.[/spoiler]
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I know this is a satire but seriously everyone over 17 had to pay a fee with a hollow story, I'm sure Activision pressured Bungie to go for the T rating but it was the wrong move. Now the story feels empty and it's universe lacks emotional value. The lore is the only place that hints of how serious the war is, we're fighting F'ing monsters, watch Attack on Titan for an example of how terrifying that reality is.
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Gotta love satire.