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Modificato da IntrepidTurtle:
7/27/2015 9:52:57 PM
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37 Things Not To Do In A Public Bathroom
1. Playing "Footsies" from the other stall.
2. Mistaking the sink for a urinal.
3. Mistaking the urinal for a sink.
4. Asking if you can hold someone's hand.
5. Using the toilets as drums.
6. Saying "Let's go to candy mountain".
7. Asking if you can share a stall.
8. Giving out candy.
9. Asking for info about herpes medicine.
10. Brushing your teeth in front of the urinal.
11. Inadvertently shouting "Shut the fück up!"
12. Trying to share a Snickers with someone.
13. Slapping someone's ass while peeing.
14. Reading all the graffiti in the bathroom out loud.
15. Trying to sing "I'm an asshole" with others.
16. Making motorcycle sounds.
17. Replacing the air freshener with an air horn.
18. Scream "MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT!"
19. Asking if someone wants to see your wiener dog.
20. Mistaking another man for a toilet seat.
21. Penis Jousting
22. Asking someone to help zip your pants for you
23. Crossing the streams
24. Trick Shot Peeing
25. Selling lemonade
26. Eating a Corndog
27. Asking someone to wipe for you
28. Cheerios [Insert Lenny face here]
29. Conduct a study of how many people have circumcisions
30. Propose to strangers (Pants optional)
31. Trying to call the number in the stall written in blue marker in an attempt to hook up.
32. Replacing the toilet paper with duct tape
33. Dropping the soap
34. Screaming "AYY LMAO". They will find out about your alter-ego
35. Scream "[i]OH MY GOD, IT'S MOVING![/i]"
36. Finger-Painting
37. Recite the "Super Saiyan 3" quote by Goku while in a stall
Do not attempt these.
Next List: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/118960710/0/0
Edit: Hmm... 200... Noice...
Edit: For the last time, jacking isn't going to make the list.
Edit: Ayy. 300! Time to start kicking people off cliffs.
Edit: Woah! 400! That's more than 399!
Edit: 500... Wow. I think this is officially my most successful thread.
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1 Rispondi[b][u][i]DO NOT[/i][/u][/b] 1. Make eye contact with someone while pissing 2. Shake your penis vigorously for 3-5 minutes to remind the little man who's in charge. 3. Pull your pants [b]ALL[/b] the way down while peeing. 4. Bang the stall wall randomly to frighten the pooper in the stall next to yours. 5. Make slurping noises.
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[quote]Penis jousting[/quote] I feel this is the type of phrase cinema sins would give a [i]ding[/i]
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Smoking a cig in the urinal while asking the guy next to you to hold your dick till you finish with your cig
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The breath I can't!!!
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This made me laugh sooooo hard. I can't find my goddam lung
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Bump cuz u made may sleepless night :)
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4 RisposteI have one Don't scream RELEASE THE KRAKENNNN and then proceed to drop the noisiest and biggest shit in the entire -blam!-ing universe
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Penis jousting is on list yet sex isn't. I have lost faith in mankind
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Take a dump, in a stall: proceed to tell someone nearby "they'll never find my crack stash now!"
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Op is a future pedophile
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Modificato da Apollo: 5/7/2015 12:48:57 AMMaking toilet kool-aid(or any other type of added flavoring to water
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1 RispondiScream: "OH MY GOD IT'S MOVING!"
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Baking soda or you could list it as exploding piglets. [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/3003105/0/0[/url]
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Propose
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Maybe 420th post
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Parading your boner Around for all to see.
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Screaming things such as [quote]IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN[/quote]
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Use your penis as a toilet plunger
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I Trickshot poop
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Ask people to tickle your pickle for a nickel with your hand in your pocket
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1: Never go to a public bathroom.
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No one cares about your milestones.
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-walked into a bathroom -guy in the stall was playing some pump up jam music -heard the sound of pictures being taken -walked out and went to an entirely different bathroom on campus -I don't even want to know
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Modificato da Bandit: 4/21/2015 2:21:26 PMAYY LMAO is new... [spoiler]illuminati[/spoiler]
