1. Playing "Footsies" from the other stall.
2. Mistaking the sink for a urinal.
3. Mistaking the urinal for a sink.
4. Asking if you can hold someone's hand.
5. Using the toilets as drums.
6. Saying "Let's go to candy mountain".
7. Asking if you can share a stall.
8. Giving out candy.
9. Asking for info about herpes medicine.
10. Brushing your teeth in front of the urinal.
11. Inadvertently shouting "Shut the fück up!"
12. Trying to share a Snickers with someone.
13. Slapping someone's ass while peeing.
14. Reading all the graffiti in the bathroom out loud.
15. Trying to sing "I'm an asshole" with others.
16. Making motorcycle sounds.
17. Replacing the air freshener with an air horn.
18. Scream "MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT!"
19. Asking if someone wants to see your wiener dog.
20. Mistaking another man for a toilet seat.
21. Penis Jousting
22. Asking someone to help zip your pants for you
23. Crossing the streams
24. Trick Shot Peeing
25. Selling lemonade
26. Eating a Corndog
27. Asking someone to wipe for you
28. Cheerios [Insert Lenny face here]
29. Conduct a study of how many people have circumcisions
30. Propose to strangers (Pants optional)
31. Trying to call the number in the stall written in blue marker in an attempt to hook up.
32. Replacing the toilet paper with duct tape
33. Dropping the soap
34. Screaming "AYY LMAO". They will find out about your alter-ego
35. Scream "[i]OH MY GOD, IT'S MOVING![/i]"
36. Finger-Painting
37. Recite the "Super Saiyan 3" quote by Goku while in a stall
Do not attempt these.
Next List: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/118960710/0/0
Edit: Hmm... 200... Noice...
Edit: For the last time, jacking isn't going to make the list.
Edit: Ayy. 300! Time to start kicking people off cliffs.
Edit: Woah! 400! That's more than 399!
Edit: 500... Wow. I think this is officially my most successful thread.
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2 RisposteReplacing the toilet paper with sandpaper.
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So good
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Reading this while on a public toilet
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2 RisposteHere i sit broken hearted Came to shit but only farted
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Oh my god this thread is beautiful
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[quote]24. Trick Shot Peeing[/quote] Wait, this is something NOT to do?! How many people's minds have I scarred?!
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Finger painting...
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2 RisposteI lost it at 21. [quote]Penis Jousting[/quote] XD wut?
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Peeking over the stalls?
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Microwaving it
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37. Ask if someone's got laxatives
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Never replied to somebody who is talking next to you. He's might be talking to his phone.
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Pretend to be DMX [spoiler]Wroof![/spoiler]
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I did 34 once.
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Singing
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1 Rispondifingerpainting
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1 RispondiWhatever happened to the cringey stories of your adventures? [spoiler]I miss them[/spoiler]
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Sit on the blade hand dryer . And poo.
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Bump this back to life
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3 RisposteI used to be the master a trick shots
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1 Rispondi[b][u]500TH POST[/u][/b]
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2 RisposteIf you're a guy you'll know this: NEVER piss at a urinal when someone is pissing in the one next to it. If there's 3 urinals and the 2 end ones are occupied you either go in a stall or you [i]wait![/i]
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