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Modificato da IntrepidTurtle:
7/27/2015 9:52:57 PM
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37 Things Not To Do In A Public Bathroom
1. Playing "Footsies" from the other stall.
2. Mistaking the sink for a urinal.
3. Mistaking the urinal for a sink.
4. Asking if you can hold someone's hand.
5. Using the toilets as drums.
6. Saying "Let's go to candy mountain".
7. Asking if you can share a stall.
8. Giving out candy.
9. Asking for info about herpes medicine.
10. Brushing your teeth in front of the urinal.
11. Inadvertently shouting "Shut the fück up!"
12. Trying to share a Snickers with someone.
13. Slapping someone's ass while peeing.
14. Reading all the graffiti in the bathroom out loud.
15. Trying to sing "I'm an asshole" with others.
16. Making motorcycle sounds.
17. Replacing the air freshener with an air horn.
18. Scream "MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT!"
19. Asking if someone wants to see your wiener dog.
20. Mistaking another man for a toilet seat.
21. Penis Jousting
22. Asking someone to help zip your pants for you
23. Crossing the streams
24. Trick Shot Peeing
25. Selling lemonade
26. Eating a Corndog
27. Asking someone to wipe for you
28. Cheerios [Insert Lenny face here]
29. Conduct a study of how many people have circumcisions
30. Propose to strangers (Pants optional)
31. Trying to call the number in the stall written in blue marker in an attempt to hook up.
32. Replacing the toilet paper with duct tape
33. Dropping the soap
34. Screaming "AYY LMAO". They will find out about your alter-ego
35. Scream "[i]OH MY GOD, IT'S MOVING![/i]"
36. Finger-Painting
37. Recite the "Super Saiyan 3" quote by Goku while in a stall
Do not attempt these.
Next List: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/118960710/0/0
Edit: Hmm... 200... Noice...
Edit: For the last time, jacking isn't going to make the list.
Edit: Ayy. 300! Time to start kicking people off cliffs.
Edit: Woah! 400! That's more than 399!
Edit: 500... Wow. I think this is officially my most successful thread.
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8 Risposte1. Jump on someone at a Urinal and shout Giddy-up 2. Lick the floor 3. Put brown war paint on your face 4. Bring your poop to the next stall and ask who's was bigger 5. Sniff people 6. Digested food fight!!! 7. Shout "for (religious figure)" after sitting down 8. Pee over the top of a stall because they are taking too long 9. Have a picnic 10. drink from the 'water fountain' 11. add powdered Gatorade to the toilet and then not drink it (that would be wasteful) 12. Facetime 13. Phone in a job interview. 14. Play duck, duck, goose. 15. Throw flower on people who are doing their business. On second thought please do this one. 16. Lick people 17. offer a hand 18. sing to your penis 19. NO FARTING 20. Draw two eyes on your unit and then do a ventriloquism act for strangers. 21. Shove a artisanal straw down your urethra so that you can watch your pee zoom out in a fun little pattern. This should be done at home. 22. Conduct a study of how many people have circumcisions. 23. Walk up to people going to the bathroom with a clipboard. 24. fill a sink with ketchup, and hotdogs stuffed in condoms. 25. Clean your bottom by stuffing your butt in the sink. 26. Propose to a stranger. Pants optional. 27. Not use the room to dispose of Mac products 28. Bathe your child in the toilet.
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I'm replying to this just to help you with your self esteem
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Drop a lot of quarters in a urinal and pee on them
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Modificato da Meister Grunt: 5/26/2015 2:38:19 PMMasturbate
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Show off your range.
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2 Risposte1: walk in and just stand there 2: take your recording device out 3: sing screamo music 4: ballroom dance 5: give an erotic reading of the little engine that could. 6: wrap a present 7: open a present 8: walk out of your stall with a demonic smile 9: yell out "OH GOD" while pooping 10: ask opinions on whether to sit or stand 11: take stall reservations 12: have a satanic sacrifice 12 1/2: sacrifice poo 13: offer the person TP in the stall next to yours 14: walk in your stall and say "someone left me a big one!" :) 14 1/2: say mmmmMMMMmmmm 15: ask for help putting on a condom 16: practice using a condom 17: headbutt the mirror and collapse
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Quote the things the AC-130 pilot says during the AC-130 level in Cod (4?)
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1 RispondiI go into dressing rooms of high end department stores and scream "HEY!" "THIS STALL IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER"
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Yell out "holy shit! I do NOT remember eating that!"
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1 RispondiRead the bible out loud, and get [b][u]REALLY[/u][/b] into it.
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1 RispondiYelling LOOK MA NO HANDS!
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Open a stall, walk in and say out loud, "my arch enemy, so we meet again..."
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Take a shit then scream ITS ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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3 Risposte25. Using your dick as an energy sword.
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Modificato da Void Genome Bby: 5/22/2015 12:05:29 AMUse the toilet as a jacuzzi (repeated flushing)
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Make airplane noises in stall
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Scream as if you are in pain
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Pretend to coax the turd out. Almost there!!! You can do it!!!
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Stand on top of the toilet peer over and ask for toilet paper.
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Put red food dye in the toilet and leave it for the next person to find
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I like to shoot in an arch and then try to aim for the drop
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Screaming "Release the Kraken!!!" Then taking a very large dump.
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1 RispondiTry and go super saiyan while taking a dump.
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1 Rispondi23 is called an X-piss
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2 RisposteReplacing the toilet paper with sandpaper.
