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Modificato da IntrepidTurtle:
7/27/2015 9:52:57 PM
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37 Things Not To Do In A Public Bathroom
1. Playing "Footsies" from the other stall.
2. Mistaking the sink for a urinal.
3. Mistaking the urinal for a sink.
4. Asking if you can hold someone's hand.
5. Using the toilets as drums.
6. Saying "Let's go to candy mountain".
7. Asking if you can share a stall.
8. Giving out candy.
9. Asking for info about herpes medicine.
10. Brushing your teeth in front of the urinal.
11. Inadvertently shouting "Shut the fück up!"
12. Trying to share a Snickers with someone.
13. Slapping someone's ass while peeing.
14. Reading all the graffiti in the bathroom out loud.
15. Trying to sing "I'm an asshole" with others.
16. Making motorcycle sounds.
17. Replacing the air freshener with an air horn.
18. Scream "MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT!"
19. Asking if someone wants to see your wiener dog.
20. Mistaking another man for a toilet seat.
21. Penis Jousting
22. Asking someone to help zip your pants for you
23. Crossing the streams
24. Trick Shot Peeing
25. Selling lemonade
26. Eating a Corndog
27. Asking someone to wipe for you
28. Cheerios [Insert Lenny face here]
29. Conduct a study of how many people have circumcisions
30. Propose to strangers (Pants optional)
31. Trying to call the number in the stall written in blue marker in an attempt to hook up.
32. Replacing the toilet paper with duct tape
33. Dropping the soap
34. Screaming "AYY LMAO". They will find out about your alter-ego
35. Scream "[i]OH MY GOD, IT'S MOVING![/i]"
36. Finger-Painting
37. Recite the "Super Saiyan 3" quote by Goku while in a stall
Do not attempt these.
Next List: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/118960710/0/0
Edit: Hmm... 200... Noice...
Edit: For the last time, jacking isn't going to make the list.
Edit: Ayy. 300! Time to start kicking people off cliffs.
Edit: Woah! 400! That's more than 399!
Edit: 500... Wow. I think this is officially my most successful thread.
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[quote]Don't drop the soap...[/quote]
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3 RisposteModificato da GAMERBRO7: 5/29/2016 6:09:26 PM[quote]Replacing the toilet paper with duct tape[/quote] Pure evil incarnate right there
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1 RispondiThere need to be more
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Things [u]to do[/u] in a public bathroom* Fixed*
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Don't choose the urinal or stall right next to somebody. I can't stand it when I'm pinching a loaf and somebody chooses the stall right next to me when there are other stalls available, like wtf man why do you want to shit right next to me?
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Modificato da Hansinator: 1/7/2016 11:37:58 PM
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Can you bump for later really want to read this but scared that I might burst out laughing in class
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2 RisposteSay to the person in the stall next to you in Morgan freeman voice "I can smell you"
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Whacking it, smacking it, and jacking it
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1 RispondiCan I make my own list?
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1 RispondiWhile working on the first season of Game of Thrones, Sean Bean and Peter Dinklage are both in the men's room. Sean looks over and notices Peter staring intently at him. "You mind, Peter?" Sean asks uncomfortably. "Sorry Sean," Peter says, still gazing upon Sean. "It's just you have, by far, the best testicles I have ever seen, and it would be my privilege if I could hold them." Sean, understandably, is uncomfortable with this proposition. "As a friend, Sean, I beg of you, please! Let me touch your perfect testicles!" "Well, okay...but this stays between us!" Sean reluctantly says. "Great! Thank you so much!" Peter walks to the sink, grabs a stool (his agents think ahead!), and places it next to Sean. Peter gets on the stool and places his hand around Sean's testicles. "Oh my, these truly are amazing!" he says. "Now give me your wallet or I'll jump off this stool!"
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3 RisposteThinking the urinal cake is a bar of soap.
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6 RisposteMay I propose a few more? Setting a rubber ducky in the urinal and giggling as you pee on it Holding a condom in the air and running at someone screaming Synchronized swimming Sitting on the diaper changing stall and asking for a hand Yoga Kicking in stalls and rating people's genitals on a scale of 1-10 (male/female optional) Holding your finger to your ear and describing the other restroom-goers while wearing dark sunglasses Screaming GILLIGAN!!! each time you you drop a deuce Talking about Uranus Asking the guy in the urinal next to you what gets him horny Walking out of the stall, sauntering over to the sink and asking, "was yours florescent green too?" Not always carrying a towel Reading the list posted above out loud
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[quote] 2. Mistaking the sink for a urinal. 3. Mistaking the urinal for a sink.[/quote] My high school has a urinal with the same design as the sink, long trough style, went to a football game, someone decided to take a crap in the sink right before the flood of fans went to the bathroom in halftime. I, after about a half gallon of liquid use the urinal but pause for a second, confused as to what I use. I find the correct trough and go to wash my hands. To my horror, a 40-50 year old man just "docked his ship and dropped the anchor" right next to me as I washed my hands... Needless to say, it was terrifying... Old man dong... Pissing in a sink...
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5 RisposteWhy have you removed some stuff?
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Going into a public bathroom...
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Asking for head
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2 Risposte[quote]21. Penis Jousting[/quote]
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1 RispondiAsk the person next to you if he has any spare lotion...
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Walk into the stall with an empty plastic bag.
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4 RisposteOP must of jacked in the bathroom before and thinks it's ok.. That's why it's not up there
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