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Edited by Ven:
1/20/2015 12:01:06 AM
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What's the Best Death Excuse You Have Heard?
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The girl said she was having her gf eat her out..... So we just waited 10 mins then she never died the rest of the crota hard match.
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*So my friend (whom I shall call Pablo) had the dumbest excuse EVER during Templar as the relic holder* Me: Need Cleanse Pablo: *Jumps off cliff* Me: Dude wtf why did u die Pablo: a potato flew around my room *Our entire raid teams just burst out laughing (pretty sure one of them passed out from lack of oxygen from laughing so hard)* TRUE STORY
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1 ReplyWe all leave the Deathsinger room for the crota checkpoint and we all die because we were missing one player. 5 minutes later he comes back and begins to describe to us his glorious sandwich he had been making the whole time.
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11 Replies"Uh, hey guys, I gotta go. I just over trusted that fart. " Heard in a strike. He took off and then was killed as he just stood there. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't aim and took one to the skull. Not mad.
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1 ReplyI was reloading the ice breaker
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"Seen boomers shooting at Crota when sword bearer is putting DPS on him, so I decided to jump up in the boomer tower and shoot Crota with them to do extra damage."
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1 ReplyI, as a titan, jump as high as a can, after told told to wipe, and fist of havoc crota battle crying young barkley. I miss. If you watch boondocks you'll understand.
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1 Reply"Sorry guys" "dude what happened" "honestly...first time I have ever played this game. The guy who owns it is takin a shit right now"
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"I was getting ready to dab up" *turns torch knob* "FFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
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1 ReplyHonestly no bs Drum roll please Atheon killed me with a grenade Thank you and goodnight
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I thought it was a harpie
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"I'm telling you they can't shoot through the shield but we can, watch...well -blam!- me"
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" I didn't know which way Crota was moving"
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6 Replies"I share played with a guy and he deleted my stuff"
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MasterYodaKush420 intercepted my rocket
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9 time out of 10 someone stands in front of me when I am about to set loose a rocket...... I have learned that machine guns are my friend.
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1 ReplySorry I thought the thralls were friends
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6 RepliesThe wife gave me "that" look... "That" could mean anything and is applicable in any way.
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One time my av wires were -blam!-ing up, and I had them in a special position so the game didn't flicker in and out, and my brother playing on another Xbox, kicked the wire 6 times accidentally and after me yelling over and over not to he decided to "stretch his legs" in the middle of a raid, and my tv went black and I couldn't get it working again so I eventually was kicked.
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Specify "best"...funny? Stupidest?
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"Someone stepped in front of my rocket."
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I don't know what happened, nobody touched me
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"I didn't know he was in a tank."
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His bad juju is OP
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"Hold on guys, gotta go turn on Daquan's mixtape"
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"I was scratching my ass"
