Do you even know what I had to go through to get mine? I had to physically go through literal hell to get my damn gun, that now people can just buy. Can you imagine what I went through? Nothing actually, I bought it from Xur the first time and I sincerely don't care how you got it nor do it think I'm superior for already having it. This post is purely to see how many people read past the first line. I've seen many a post where people rip the OP a new one without having read the post. Drop dead you illiterate monkeys. He turned me into a newt!~ I got better.... Icebreaker! RANDOM CAPS LOCK SECTION! I QUIT!!!!! I'm sure someone will get a kick out of this, and if not, I will. Enjoy! Edit: This post is purely for my enjoyment at the idiocy and utter cluelessness of the general forum public Edit 2: If you've replied to the post without reading it, you have indeed, gone full potato Edit 3: I am having way too much fun with this. Keep it up, peons. Edit 4: A cookie for those being good sports after being utterly embarrassed! Edit 5: There are enough potatoes here to feed the rest of the illiterate monkeys out there. Bravo gents and ladies, bravo Edit 6: Many people have asked me why I posted this; I've received legitimate hate mail over this. I am no longer simply trying to troll the general population, though it certainly is fun. My goal is to highlight an ongoing issue on these forums: Too often, people post things with honest, intelligent, well thought out arguments or opinions, and the community jumps to the post , reads the title, maybe a line or two, and destroys the poster. It wastes time and perfectly good points and posts. My point with this post was to demonstrate how truly foolish you can look if you don't fully read a post before firing away, while also hoping that if more people take the thirty seconds to read more posts, better dialogue and conversation will be born out of it. There you have it! Cheers, you illiterate potato monkeys