The moon is made of cheese, and guardians are on the moon, so therefore it would make sense that guardians are made of cheese. prove me wrong.
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[quote]#CheeseForLife[/quote]
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Moon's haunted.
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3 RepliesYes. Awoken are blue cheese
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I just wonder how Eris is alive without helmet in the moon, doesn’t look like the Traveler terraformed the moon, most probably the Traveler “cheeseformed” the moon…
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Servers are made of swiss cheese
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I'm 90% Colby jack
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2 RepliesLet's ask Uncle Drifter, bet he knows something 🤔
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2 RepliesBut you are a guardian. Therefore, you are also made of cheese, then correct?
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That wizard came from the moon! (So it's made of cheese too)
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Only when they are on the moon.
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Only if it’s Cheddar 🔥
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Of course they are , Ask Crota and Riven
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This Goofy post being the second post of lore
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4 RepliesI've harbored suspicions the moon was a big chunk of feta, but I suppose it could simply be bleu cheese.
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1 ReplyMines made of wet toilet paper apparently!!!
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2 RepliesI’d like to think my guardian is made out of gouda on a spinach tomato panini.
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It would explain why Croat was so easy to cheese
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5 RepliesThere is no cheese anywhere in the universe except on earth. Stop trying to convince everyone of your stupid theory about cheese, I for one hate this kind of nonsensical post! lol
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No. Cheese is a lot tougher.
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4 RepliesWhat is Earth and the other planets made out of? Guardians are also on those locations- so is everything made up of cheese?
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Yes. Yes they are.