It can be safely assumed that homosexuality is the primary cause for the recent climate change issues, ever since the gay appeared on earth, there has been a spike in heat. This is because homosexuals emit more carbon dioxide into the environment and actually produce 42 different greenhouse gases by simply existing. During my trip to the 6th dimension, I discovered a man by the name of Niklas Vuranda. Vuranda was a gay man who showed me the ways of the gay. Vuranda was able to emit methane gas, sulfur hexafluoride, carbon tetrachloride and many more. This is an extreme danger to our planet, and even Vuranda told me to eliminate the gay from earth before it is too late.

Do not try and melt the ice. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There is no ice. Then you'll see, that it is not the ice that melts, it is only yourself.