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Edited by Owlish Athena:
7/5/2016 9:50:12 PM
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The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide
Let's be honest, most of us have done at least one of these at some point. This list is purely for entertainment and fun.
1) The Lone Wolf Pup- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but gets first blood for the other team
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around but misses every shot they make
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match (AFK)
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the traitor that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has such a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
11) The Brick Wall- this is the teammate that walks in front of you when you are killing someone so that instead of getting a kill, you shoot your teammate in the back of the head
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
ヽ(´▽｀)/
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4 RepliesThe Rambo: The guy who actually does exceptionally well and goes positive and probably carried your team.
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5 RepliesThe objectively incorrect- the one who plays clash in control and ends up with 0 captures, but at least they got 2 more kills than that guy with 7 captures
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[quote]Let's be honest, most of us have done at least one of these at some point. This list is purely for entertainment and fun. 1) The Lone Wolf Pup- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but gets first blood for the other team 2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield 3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around but misses every shot they make 4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match (AFK) 5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover 6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team 7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team 8) The Benedict Arnold- the traitor that pushes you into enemy fire 9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him 10) The Lagger - this is the one that has such a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls 11) The Brick Wall- this is the teammate that walks in front of you when you are killing someone so that instead of getting a kill, you shoot your teammate in the back of the head If you have any others, be sure to add them in! Be sure to share any videos if you have them! ヽ(´▽｀)/[/quote] Lmao benedict arnolds and brick walls GALORE. Politician lone wolf and spotlight. Definitely spotlight. How i does it
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2 RepliesEdited by TeslaDoc: 7/7/2016 6:56:52 AMThe Asshole - Grabs the heavy for himself when the rest of the team is 3 seconds away, running to the ammo box and there are no enemies around. That guy ... I want to castrate him with a broken bottle.
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4 Replieshttps://youtu.be/oVa1uR_vLKw Not my video, but proof my buddy is the worst pvp friend lol.
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Edited by EARWAK3R: 7/7/2016 4:30:12 PMThe Oscar Schindler - team mate who puts you on a list on the forums.
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12) Wannabe helper The guy who captures the salvage relic alone
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I'm basically the 3...
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The silent but deadly. The guy that has a mice but never speaks. He is going off and doing his own thing while your team is yelling at him to stop. Then you look at the end game scoreboard and realize; yeah we won because of this guy.
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1 ReplyCall me "The Ghost Lost Puppy." -.-
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2 Replies"The Timmy" This guy is a beast. He has a 14" member and is a total beast in PvP Calls you a butthole and says he totally banged eight girls. The only reason he has a 0.2 K/D is because his brother keeps going in his room. He would win the whole game in two seconds but then his mom calls him to dinner.
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10 Replies5... *cough..glowhoo..*cough
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Destiny is probably one of those games where #10 sounds like an advantage.
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4 RepliesCome watch me play sweats against some friends, gather your team and comment your psn if you want to challenge me, don't forget to follow , thanks :) Watch xcrazzystevo with me on Twitch! http://www.twitch.tv/xcrazzystevo?sr=a
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Objective Junkie: The guy in salvage that always caps the relic by himself in hopes of actually securing it. He ends up dying and we lose the probe and we're now down 800 points.
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1 ReplyBrick Wall.....the guy that gets in front of you just as you throw your grenade......you die from said grenade.
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3 RepliesThe Leroy Jenkins - that one terrible casual who is carefree in Trials. You hear the sound of him/her vaping just seconds before charging in to a firefight i.e. 1v3. [quote]Guardian down.[/quote]
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Add one for teabaggin game your own teammates
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The Hurt Locker: titan who only uses shoulder charge, universal remote, and a god roll shotgun. [i]~ Nyahh! =^,.,^=[/i]
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Elitist: Thinks the rest of their team is terrible because they don't have a KD of 5 and/or haven't been to the Lighthouse 3 times.
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The guy that walks in front of me out as you shoot a rocket
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8 RepliesThe ammo collector, sure to pick up all the ammo on the map with no teammates around, and regardless of surroundings.... but hey at least you got that special before you died.
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"The Red Lighter" - that one scrub on your team who sits back on one side of the map hardscoping all game long. Doesn't help towards objectives and even worse they think they are pro when they hit a headshot!
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8 is just stupid the amount of times I have been pushed into sniper lanes and died before the same fool that pushed me proceeds to walk out and get the same sniper to kill him.
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The pathetic douche bag: the guy who shoots you in the back or crouching/hiding around the corner with a shotgun then proceeds to teabag who goes 6-15 with a 0.4k/d and thinks he's good but only a pathetic douche
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You missed 'The Dirigible' - The bubble-enthusiast Defender Titan that insists on bubbling (usually right in front of where I've just been and want to continue to shoot) where no bubble is required, or appropriate, closing off an engagement, for the sake of a 'contribution' to team-work.
