Due to the overwhelming support based on my poll, I have decided which comrades should command my battalions, thus fighting by my side
Comrade Robin is now Corporal of the 420th battalion. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
Hornet765 is now a Brigadier of my hornet unit. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
Clorox Bleach is now Staff Sergeant of the 69th division. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
n888 is now a General of the 44th division. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
nuclearaxe979 is now the commander of the FSS Chipotle. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
Rakuyo is now Sergeant of the 32 Stealth Unit. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
Dowd_Clanis now my top scientist. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
Dr Klobb MD is now my lead tactician. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
pmbant139 is now Lieutenant of the Hoverboard division. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
TwoGz is now a Secret Service Mastermind. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
SubjectBosco is now my lead Druid of the 41st Platoon. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
Hornet765 is also my 4.5 Star General of the 89th Platoon occupying Alaska. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
Thanks to all my valiant troops. However there are still open positions. Comment down below to have a chance to join the cause!!!
Edit1: we have new recruits. However we need to reach 500 comments please keep this up comrades. And may woodenhalla ever be in your favor.
Edit2: down below are the new recruit names
Aravo Celtais now the commanding assistant second-hand overlord ruler junior officer sanitation worker... The third. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
A ReckLess PopTart is now the lead chef of the army. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
LIBERTY PRIME is commanding the 32nd division of the turtle cavalry. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
A random elite is now a Colonel of the 1st division of the cardboard warriors. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Dat Asstronaut will claim the sky with kangaroos. You bravery is appreciated comrade.
Nigerian Prince is the official financial financer of financing. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Julius Caesar is now the official fake identity maker of the army. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
DeAdKiTtEnPIE is now the official super spy of the army. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Edit3: the new recruits are down below
TadPaul01 is now Private 3rd class leading the army of off topic forums. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Dot Com is now Lt. Stripper of the 101 Stripper Turtle Division. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
The Raptor is now Staff Sergeant of the Raptor Army. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Carmine100 is now Lt. and commander of the 212th Shock Troopers. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
That's Classified is now leader of the 10th division of sniping kangaroos. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Shattered Eyes is now Lt. of the 101 hoverboard battalion. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Cadet Moon Moon is now leading the Moon Moon army. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Corvo Attano is now a master assassin. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Manako is now a Lt. leading the manakians. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
LikeABoss 905 is now a orange cone stopping the advance of Russian Tanks. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Edit4:
DINO DELUSIONAL is now warrant officer of the quartermaster. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Knight Solaire is now Lt. General of the sunlight warriors. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
cobalthunter115 is now Brigadier of the FSS Pasta. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Moon Moon is now General of the Army. He leads the moon moons to conquer the moon. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit5:
Muderous James is now Private 1st Class leading the Putin Clone Army. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Apollo_ is now a Warrant Officer of Dank Memes. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
Salt is now a Private assisting PopTart in food making. Your bravery is appreciated.
King Of Masons is now a Major Brigadier of military engineering. Your bravery is appreciated comrade.
xELIteGinger64x is now a Warrant Officer of the Elite PIPO squad. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Vladikman1519 is now Private 1st Class assisting PopTart. Thank you comrade your bravery is appreciated
Kojo Agu is now a Lt of the 54th hoverboard division. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
e4064495 is now Staff Sergeant of the 1st Kangaroo Battalion. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
Edit6: new recruits
Warlock is now Lt. and a lead philosopher. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
T REX INVASION is now Warrant Officer 3 as a universal translator. Your bravery is appreciated comrade
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyGive Finland Late-War Nahtzee Germany equipment and the resources necessary, and they could probably solo.
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5 Replies*makes meta noise*
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4 RepliesWhen do you plan to invade?
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3 RepliesYou have our collective chins brave one.
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1 ReplyFilthy yanks, Right?
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3 RepliesI would like to enlist sir
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8 RepliesWhy does it smell like communism?
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2 RepliesLead dramatic trombone player reporting for duty
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Recruits above
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6 RepliesIt will be ours!!!! And they will never see us coming.
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3 RepliesCan I still be the lead philosopher?
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3 RepliesЯ говорю по Русский Yo hablo Español Can I join?
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New recruits are up above
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3 Replies
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5 RepliesCan i be useful in anyway sir?
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1 ReplyEdited by bhsnipes: 7/6/2016 6:44:41 AMWhere's my suggestion of a clone army of friendly fighting Putin? Basically Spartans on steroids. Russia can't beat a clone army of their own god.
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1 ReplyI await your orders.
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1 ReplyYou morons. This is going to end in a Russian winter.
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2 RepliesI want to be a army cook
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I'll add the new recruit list morrow morning
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3 RepliesCan i be the Dank Meme Officer? We need to regulate the dank memes and make sure only the highest quality of memes in our forces.
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1 ReplyCan I make the food taste good? *gets sprinkled*
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5 RepliesCan I be the leader of the regiment that you assign to build stuff. [spoiler]I am the king of masons after all[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesDuty calls comrade
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3 Repliesrip, not featured.
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New recruits are posted above. Look for your name