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Edited by StyroHaRPO:
5/16/2016 1:27:11 PM
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Have you choose destiny over sex ???
Because I have... You know how it is, you lfg an actual good competent FUN raid team and halfway thru you either get a call or a text or a look of longing from the bedroom... What do you do ?? At least 3 times I've chosen destiny... Because let's be honest... Sometimes it's harder finding 5 willing skilled guardians then one willing woman... And was it worth it ??? Ohhhh idk was abyss defiant a good gun ???.................................... Also, you shouldn't have been able to purchase the taken King without killing crota... As sword bearer
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5 RepliesMore than once but that's because they were regulars. I'd never say no to new psssssy.
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Once I was doing trials We were 7-0 and my gf is like Cmon I'm in the mood I'm like wait about 20 minutes Well I lost the run My gf wasn't in the mood and my buddies were like you -blam!-ed up I knew I did so I went to the store and bought me a tub of rocky road ice cream It satisfied me 😊
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Why not have sex while playing ;)
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Try your other hand
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I drop the controller for booty call, don't even think twice.
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"Variks! Get on the comms, what is he saying!?"
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7 Replies-blam!- no, my girl is a priority. Girl > Xbox.
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Edited by SolarCerberuS: 5/17/2016 4:33:27 AMProbably inadvertantly I can remember a few cold conversations the morning after a long destiny binge....although the missus is pretty clear when shes up for a good cervix smashing. The way I see it you want sex make it known dont expect the bloke to read your mind or body language esp if married our super senses start to decline once were taken.
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1 ReplyBetter question would be who has done both at the same time? ... I have 😃
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8 RepliesBeen married 20 years that's an ez question))
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Done it while raiding once, kept getting asked why I was so quiet lol
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If aiding raid teammates tough call , but I'd say no esp since I've waited for teammates to poop and get a sandwich !
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I get boned from RNG all the time anyways so what's the difference?
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To all trying to shame OP for ever turning "it" down: you probably haven't [i]had[/i] much of "it." Be in a long-term and/or over 33 and "it" [i]can[/i] be more work than it's worth! [spoiler]Granted still nice, especially if you can get out of being the one to do majority of the sexercising![/spoiler] Like my gramps always liked to say, "I've turned down more pu$$y than you'll ever see!" Doubt it was to down Oryx or engage in a feeble attempt to go flawless though, so not sure what the hell his problem was! [spoiler]Probably Grandma - peeps weren't so open and sexually liberated in their day![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by richycj133: 5/17/2016 3:25:15 PMUr obvs a virgin otherwise you wuldve dropped that sh it asap to get ya di ck wet [spoiler]this is a joke before pple start getting salty n butthurt[/spoiler]
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Multi-task man. Its what i do
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Done it a few times lol. But 99% of the time I'm gonna go mess around with the GF.
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Destiny over sexy time!!! You gotta be crazy man
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No never this game sucks....[spoiler]BUT I CAN'T STOP PLAYING [/spoiler]
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Had sex when doing the raid best of both worlds
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1 ReplyMisunderstood directions.... Dick stuck in Xbox
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[quote]Because let's be honest... Sometimes it's harder finding 5 willing skilled guardians then one willing woman[/quote]
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8 RepliesEdited by xcutioner_0: 5/16/2016 4:59:21 PMTough choice... But one answer: Destiny and chill. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then again, I haven't had a girlfriend in 8 years...*sob*
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12 RepliesI have make f*ck on my wife for anydays and Orxy lfg same time have yes. It has no choose.
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I am the sex slave of xbox one...
