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Edited by The Bepsi Boy:
5/11/2016 9:20:59 PM
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So I'm taking my drivers test and I need tips.
What to do?
What not to do?
I have had a lot of driving practice but I am still nervous as hell about the test.
What should I do to keep calm.
Just general tips.
Edit: So I passed! It was easy and alittle tricky due to it being very rainy and thundery.
So thank you to all who gave good tips and smart ass comments that made me laugh HAHA.
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If it's in a manual car, start in 6th gear and gradually work your way down. Always works
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Wear blind folds and get a tiger.
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Make sure your left hand is free so you can flip people off while driving.
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Don't be a ghey retar and you'll be fine
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Make sure to drink and drive
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28 RepliesNever stop at a stop sign Green means stop Red means go Yellow means run into the nearest car Keep 2 inches between you and the car in front Never buckle your seat belt Drive with your brights and flashers on
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4 RepliesGet a friend with a walkie talkie. Put a walkie talkie under a hat. Listen to directions from your friend during the test. Profit 🚗
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NEVER ask a toxic community questions like this, first of all. Secondly: study, practice, and study.
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Don't psych yourself out. Just pay attention to the road and other drivers, not the test itself. If you know how to drive, then you will pass. Reason people fail: -They aren't observant. -They are too stupid to remember simple laws. -They are too busy paying attention to the tester and not the road. I went over a speed bump at full speed and backed into a snow bank and still passed lol don't worry yourself too much.
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1. Find a Transformer. 2. Hire said Transformer. 3. Drive Transformer to Driving Test. 4. "Drive" Transformer during Driving Test. 5. ??? 6. Profit.
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4 RepliesEdited by Yarbey: 5/13/2016 5:18:49 AMIf you ain't first, you're last
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Running over pedestrians grants you a score multiplier
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Floor it
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Drink a bunch of beers beforehand they will help your nerves and if you see the dweeb with the clipboard taking notes drive to the worst part of town you can find and scream get the -blam!- out
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Edited by LuckyCheetos: 5/11/2016 7:02:27 PM>make sure car is stick >burn out on the parking lot >Fast and Furious >Give instructor whiplash for excessive car torque in manly el Camino >instantly grow beard >achieve license >Profit EDIT: Also don't use turn signals, people will know not to let you pass
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Edited by qwej: 5/12/2016 11:52:59 PMLot's o' beer and drugs
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Edited by JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW: 5/12/2016 12:29:47 AM-Don't crash -Make sure the car is on -Don't use your blinkers, no one else does plus it wastes the cars battery -Never pull over for those jack-offs with the blinking lights, they can wait, it's not like they have anywhere important to be -Always remember to clean out your engine with water before each oil change -Instantly honk your horn when the light turns green, the other drivers should be able to anticipate when the light will turn green -Fill up your car with premium gas, always, the best car deserves the best type of gas If you forget any of these while driving feel free to use your phone and go to www.helpicrashedmycarwatdo.com
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Tips? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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6 Replies- When you get on the interstate do not go straight to the fast line. That is my lane. It's made for passing all the slow -blam!-s in the other 3+ lanes. - The fast lane is not a text-and-drive lane with a wall of protection on one side. It's mine to get where the -blam!- I'm going. - Slow traffic keeps to the right. I repeat, stay out of my lane. - Do not text-and-drive. You will piss a lot of people off and eventually you will die. - When you change lanes use your blinker ffs. You paid for them when you bought your car and they indicate to other drivers where the -blam!- you are going. - When entering a turn that provides a turn lane get in the god damn turn lane. Use it. That is why it is there. - Manually turn your -blam!-ing lights on. Often with these new cars people are either too stupid or think they are too cool to turn their lights on when it's: A) Raining, B) Dusk/Dawn, C) Dark. Don't be lazy. The light switch is 6" from your left hand. Turn it the -blam!- on. - MOST IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU ARE IN GEORGIA AND SEE A BLACK DCLB TACOMA ON THE ROAD...GET THE -blam!- OUT OF MY WAY!!! Good luck.
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1 ReplyKilling pedestrians is generally frowned upon.
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Use turn signals, check your middle mirror constantly ( 30 second periodsish ) they will ding you for that, drive safe, don't stop on a cross walk. Ease into your breaking listen to what your instructor says and don't talk just focus
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Edited by fomo: 5/12/2016 4:15:45 AMIf a car in front of you stops, that's shows resistance. Slam on the gas pedal to scare the car away[spoiler]or urinate on it to assert dominance[/spoiler]
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Don't wreck and it's not a good idea to ask for road head of your driving instructor is attractive
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4 Replies5mph below the speed limit
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Well you can start by turning the car on.
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1 ReplyEat the instructors ass for free 100% works every time
