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Edited by Devils--Paradise:
10/9/2015 4:24:33 PM
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Oryx is on half health and the missus says get off destiny you say what back ?
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Like pokemon you wanna collect them all ...just don't let them find out
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Tell her to fuk awf
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Don't tell me my business devil woman.
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Oryx will always be there...she probably won't be if u keep choosing a game over her though
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Make me a sandwich, I'm gonna be hungry after I kill this mothetf***er!
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I'd get off. Oryx takes like 10 minutes now anyway, come back later and finish up
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Sorry guys I'm getting off
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Pass the salt, I'm gonna need it in a minute.
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Tell her to jump on her warlock and join, and remind her she still needs that freaking helmet!
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Of course babe. *to raid team* gotta go losers. I'm gettin laid tonight! *power off*
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Time to move the ps4 out of the kitchen....jk jk :)
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I don't smell dinner, back in the kitchen ill be done soon.
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Sandwiches. One word should be all you need to say.
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Back off btich im killing oryx!!!!!!!
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Go to bed ill be in later! Arghh Im gaming woman!
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Bite the pillow cuz I'm going in raw.
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Gimme a few minutes and I'll get off.
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get in the kitchen and cook the crew some F@#KING EGGSSSS......
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Turn myself into a mental hospital because I'm seeing and hearing a Girlfriend that doesn't exist
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2 RepliesJESUS -blam!- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!? Cuz I'm alone.
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Once I'm done honey My wife would understand if I'm on a boss or something with a time constraint.
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My wife would never say that, she loves and supports my gaming habits. Guess I'm just lucky that way.
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1 Reply"Who are you and why are you in my home?" It'd be strange to have someone in my house demanding I quit playing my game when I'm single.
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1 Reply"I'm busy killing a King"
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5 RepliesEdited by Calamity Jane: 10/10/2015 4:35:01 AMTell her, baby you're my little white dwarf star in the center of my universe and I'll be done in just a few minutes. If she asks what you mean by calling her a little white dwarf star look her in the eyes and say "baby, in all the universe white dwarf stars are unique, despite their tiny size they are super hot" then wink at her and kill oryx. Just don't mention that despite how hot they are...... they're not that bright. Good luck on your loot guardian.
